🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️

sorry if i seem judgemental… it’s just that i am 🥴 (they/she) ⚢

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

sorry i was late guys, it’s just that i was on top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese 🍝

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

stephanie of stephanie’s ponytail is the OG rage-baiter

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

jack antonoff looks like a wet paper towel that was used to wipe up the mess left over from shabbat dinner

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

@Seraphinaf5 71? am i crazy?

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

NYers would run them out of town like this in .5 seconds

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

there is a reason you won’t find a Noah’s “New York” bagel on the east coast lmao

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

the bar i’m in smells like a very interesting mix of cologne and bbq ribs lmao

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

defend this, you stupid motherf*ckers

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

i guess i should label them as TS apologists

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

@Loolo_WRLD i’ll trade any gold or gummy i have available for a regular old grim or zp if anybody wants!

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

@Loolo_WRLD i’ll trade you my gold aura sprite for any zp or grim or gummy boss

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

“carlin” means pug in french… even though it’s spelled differently, when I tell any french person my name, they prob think i’m saying my name is Pug. thanks, mom + dad!

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

@Lyracutevibes i won’t give up, i know my time will come

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

granted i’m here too, but it’s only bc Elissa is taking a FAT nap and i desperately wanted a coke zero and to try some veggie nuggets

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

the french accusing Americans of loving McDonald’s is projection - i’ve never seen a place filled with this many French people chowing down in my life

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

a man on the streets of paris was playing incredible music so naturally i asked to see what he was listening to… now i know an INCREDIBLE musician with like, 20 views per song somehow?!? i love this place

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

in disbelief that i’ve gone nearly 34 years on this planet without having had Monster Munch until now

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

the French girl at border police thought I was coming HOME to France so… already off to a great start not being clocked as an American

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

absolutely fucking fuming at this

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

GOOOOOOO KNICKS!!!!!!!

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

lol my bad