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ᓚ͏͡͏💉🌱 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 queen 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 of 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 slugs 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 ╱﹠* 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 ❛ 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 legendary 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 sucker . 󠀀 󠀀

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selective.

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

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ㅤ᷂ ⠀⠀ ︢ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀https://t.co/nBfak7kIDA SANNIN . 🍶 𓈜⠀ ⠀°⠀⠀

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⠀.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀┉ 5𝐓𝐇 # 𝐇𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄⸃⠀⠀⠀⠀᯼

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[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

https://t.co/elRPhpH3D8

now what if i make a list for all the ppl
tsuna wants to bang in her office. 💭

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

we're 𝒃oth in the same boat、uchiha.

[ຸ @uchiharots]

well— whatever.

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

@PiercingGazee she can't admit to such a concept 、
she's 𝒉okage.

but she isn't 𝒅enying or saying no to it.

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

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⠀ ⠀𝑔ive 𝑡hanks to 𝓵ady 𝓯ifth. 🌱
𝑡he 𝒑roper 𝑤ay.

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

@expl0sionist when he decides to get out on 𝑔ood 𝑏ehavior.

[acervo tsunade @acervotsuna]

kinda get her

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑻𝑶𝑨𝑫 𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬. @THELONETOADSAGE]

@hotsenju ✨

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

❛ jiraiya —— you smell like a toad. i am not hugging you. ❜

keeping her head turned away from him、 turning towards him after a small while.

❛ 𝓈ake .ᐣ mmm、 well why didn't you say you had 𝓈ake in the beginning .. .ᐣ we can catch up. ❜

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑻𝑶𝑨𝑫 𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬. @THELONETOADSAGE]

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“ not even a hug to celebrate our reunion huh, sheesh you're breaking my heart here...” 💧

hands shifting to tug behind his bag and revealing two bottles of sake brought from his travels.

“ I got these on my way here and since i was missing you today —
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[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

﹠* so are 𝑦ou.

[ຸ @uchiharots]

💢* shut it hag, this is why you’re alone.

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

❛ … yes. but still —— . ❜

crossing her arms beneath her bust.
glancing over at him before turning her head away.

❛ 𝑜f course i'm in good health … seems you are too. but why're you ℎere .ᐣ ❜

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑻𝑶𝑨𝑫 𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬. @THELONETOADSAGE]

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“ 𝗵𝘂𝗵— but isn't honestly the best policy when it comes to the way we talk with each other? ”

he chuckled at her cute expression as he nudged her arm in a teasingly manner.

“ that's good to hear. I'm glad to see you're still in good health too huh.”
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[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

( 💢 ) ﹠* 𝑦ou're an insufferable brat.

[ຸ @uchiharots]

lady fifth is just a hag with a big chest, don’t let her fool you.

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

(♨️) ❛ why does that have to be
how you start a conversation、 jiraiya. ❜

annoyance briefly expressed on her face.

❛ yes、 it's nice to see you again too. ❜

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑻𝑶𝑨𝑫 𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬. @THELONETOADSAGE]

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“ tsunade anyone who thinks otherwise needs to get their eyes checked.”

arm's folded as a smile soon followed afterwards.

“ also— been awhile since we last saw each other huh. good to see you haven't changed a bit since then.”
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[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

﹠* time to reconsider his life's purpose. she'll see what she can do、maybe get him a 𝑤eeks break from his confinement.

he really is 𝑠weet. something she needs when she's dealing with all the 𝑐haos.
he'll be updated、always.

[˗ˏˋ ᴅᴇɪᴅᴀʀᴀ ˎˊ˗ . ݁⋆ @expl0sionist]

sigh . . should’ve expected that . guess this’ll give him time to make her a special gift . so he’ll try his best to be patient .

try not to leave him out the loop , he likes listening to her life updates .

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

ᥫ᭡

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

she'll have to talk to the guards first、 should be easy. but he'll need to have patience、these things aren't easy to 𝑛egotiate.

roses would be nice this time.
it has been a 𝑤hile .. 、yes.

[˗ˏˋ ᴅᴇɪᴅᴀʀᴀ ˎˊ˗ . ݁⋆ @expl0sionist]

Sounds like a fair deal . . so when is he being let go . He’s been craving actual food . . this jail yuck is nasty .

Plus this time , he’ll make her some roses . Bet it’s been a while since she’s gotten any .

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

good、she hopes so.

a date .ᐣ well、he doesn't seem to be causing any trouble .. she'll make it a date .. on 𝑡wo conditions ——

one、 he doesn't create any explosives.
two、 he stays by her side at 𝑎ll times.

[˗ˏˋ ᴅᴇɪᴅᴀʀᴀ ˎˊ˗ . ݁⋆ @expl0sionist]

Tag along ? That means temporary freedom right .. ? Why didn’t she start with that ? If that’s the deal at hand , then he’ll be on best behavior.

Though , how about she makes it a date . . ?

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

she's has her 𝑐harms. he'll enjoy what she has to show him、she doesn't have the doubt that he wouldn't.

[𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐇𝐀 @PiercingGazee]

she’s quite the seductress , can’t wait to set gaze on whatever she plans on revealing to the uchiha .

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

woman of his dreams .ᐣ don't flatter her .
yes well、he won't be going anywhere for a while ..

but、if he manages to do such a thing、she'll let him tag along with her —— ﹠* she'll 𝑠tay. he has her 𝑤ord as ℎokage .

[˗ˏˋ ᴅᴇɪᴅᴀʀᴀ ˎˊ˗ . ݁⋆ @expl0sionist]

Well , that’s good . It would be a disaster if the woman of his dreams had walked away. Though it’s not like he’s going anywhere .

he’ll listen . . maybe even get out on good behavior . only if that’s what it takes to keep her .

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

now、 𝑤hat makes him think she'll tell him .ᐣ she'll show him instead.

[𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐇𝐀 @PiercingGazee]

oh ? and just 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 kind of tactic is she 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 to use exactly — ?

[󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 󠀀 𝓽su͟ ͡nade͟ @hotsenju]

he's .. sweeter than she imagined him being. as long as he isn't scheming against her —— she won't mind his 𝑔ifts .

that's what she said、 that's all he has to do. keeping his end of the bargain、 will keep her 𝑎round.

[˗ˏˋ ᴅᴇɪᴅᴀʀᴀ ˎˊ˗ . ݁⋆ @expl0sionist]

well then — she better get used to it ⸝ because he’ll be doing this frequently. just for 𝐻𝑒𝓇 .

cooperative and stay out of trouble .ᐣ he can with that concept . as long as she’s his frequent 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯 .. (❤️)