MadDog 2020

How tf am I supposed to eat this booty with no drink

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

You’re asleep on my lap right now and you don’t even have twitter but I’m gonna tell you I love you tomorrow for the first time.

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

“He’s so hot I’d let him rip a transmission out of a car and fuck me with it” ~~@HappyintheSwamp

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

I’m so glad I don’t have to pretend to like trap music anymore

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

God knew if he made me this hilarious, had boobs this beautiful, a stellar personality AND I could find my fucking keys I would be unstoppable so that’s why I have ADD ladies and gentlemen.

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

Man, I had such high hopes for today

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

I thought I was over it. Turns out I was just avoiding everyone who hurt me.

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

Being held by you feels like the 5 mins before my alarm goes off for work in the morning bc it’s the most comfortable I’ve ever been and I never want it to end

[girlcigarette @roadk1llangel]

wanna come over and do this

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

Damn, that’s mean as fuck. I could point out reasons I wouldn’t fuck you but that’s distasteful to do on the internet.

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

Maybe if I drown in a bowl of soup

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

He doesn’t have twitter so I can be unhinged as fuck

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

@HappyintheSwamp Hot soup is down to clown tho

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

I can’t wait to spread the gospel about the healing power of the potato

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

Erotic chicken skin

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

@freakoutfights ❤️😭

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

@HappyintheSwamp My clit in your butt

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

@witchdaddio @HappyintheSwamp

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

@ChazActual Have you ever fed a turkey to a banana

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

My favorite breakfast cereal is adderall

[MadDog 2020 @hotsoup95]

TITS