Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀

25 • they/them • that one guy that does not play when it comes to Haymitch Abernathy

[Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀 @hotsoymatcha]

don’t call someone a roly poly little bat-faced girl

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

god keeps throwing shorter and shorter women at him but hes relentless, he simply will not be taller than anyone

[emma @msmegalodon]

this is the kind of thing that would happen at least once a week if there was a make-a-wish foundation for lesbian adults

[Ellie Guzman @ellie_guzman]

drake's rolling his eyes like "whatever i don't even care" and waiting fifteen seconds before blurting out a shaky "i just think it's funny that-"

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

it’d be so funny if everyone tunes into timothée’s snl episode (understandably) expecting him to sing bob dylan and then the first performance starts and he breaks out into you’ve never had chocolate like this

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀 @hotsoymatcha]

This man makes me cackle every single time he’s on @DailyZeitgeist , I will be there and SEATED

[Blake Wexler 🫵 @BlakeWexler]

Hey! If you’re in Brooklyn Saturday night please come to this show that I’m hosting/producing. The line-up is amazing, so is the venue, and I’ve had a panic attack every day at 1pm ET for the past month and a half at the idea of it being poorly attended.

[Risotto Broad ☭ @esthers_ghost]

watching the Thin Blue Line crowd vote for the felon and the ACAB crowd vote for the cop

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

I’ve watched this 20x this morning https://t.co/LDeu3Q3Wlt

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

WHAT

[𓆦 @minasdemon]

This being my only knowledge of Dune https://t.co/ss0v3JNgat

[Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀 @hotsoymatcha]

HEAR ME OUT

[𐌊ʳʸᶜᵉⁱʳ @kryceir]

Every actor deserves to have a photoshoot like this

[Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀 @hotsoymatcha]

my yellow flag is that I fell HARD for cam Ayala in Hannah Browns season of the bachelor and started insta stalking him and replying to his stories to the point he followed me back and I debated trying to actually pursue him

[helena riley @freshhel]

In a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong

[Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀 @hotsoymatcha]

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[Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀 @hotsoymatcha]

@hannahuncnsrd Take On Me by A-Ha
What is Life by George Harrison
Heroes by David Bowie
Not Dead Yet by Lord Huron

[Dana “in my Willem Dafoe era” Smith 🐀 @hotsoymatcha]

this is RATHER niche but it’s an EXTREMELY funny tag and I need to share it