haley austin

i’ve been using this as a place to store my random thoughts since 2010. why stop now?

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

i think I’m going to start a new Twitter thread where I just update when I meet a new office dog OR a known office dog is being exceptionally cute.

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

hey quick question. if a certain village idiot opens a speech talking about how our country is no longer reliant on the Middle East for oil, why would he then circle back about 10 minutes later and say Iran is actually responsible for gas prices skyrocketing?

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

@MNPDNashville what’s happening downtown at 11th N and Nelson Merry in the Capitol view area? Police everywhere.

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

rep forever guilt free listening!

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

okay the cam ward package on the draft was so wholesome. 🥹

TITAN UPPPPP, QB! #DraftDay @Titans

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

@POTUS Thank you, Joe and Dr. Biden 🥹

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

@CollegeFBonX Tennessee, #GoBucks

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

WE'RE GOING TO THE NATTY!!!!!

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

#GoBucks always

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

@OhioStateFB A+ caption, social team.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

2ND LONGEST TOUCHDOWN RUN IN CFP SEMI FINAL GAME HISTORY ‼️

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

JACK SAWYERRRRRRRRR... HUGE PLAY FOR THE YOUNG MAN

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

JACK SAWYER !!!!!!!!!!! #gobuckeyes

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Stopped and smelt the roses🌹

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

LEAVING LA WITH SOME HARDWARE 🏆
THE GRANDADDY OF THEM ALL 🌹

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

We accept the final rose. 🌹

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

forgot my ID at home but my mom and I stopped for a beer after walking the beach. told the bartender I’m about 2 weeks from 32 but if she didn’t want to serve me that was totally fine.

the look on her face when I said 32 is worth every.single.penny I have spent on botox.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

If he’s not taking you to Chili’s for the holidays DUMP HIM

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

i feel like the next time I talk to my psych I absolutely have to ask her why I keep crying when I see older dogs on tiktok. bc my cry count this week is 4 and it’s Wednesday.

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

❌ichigan’s unis are fugly

[haley austin @hotstreakhaley]

I personally waited until Election Day to vote so I could see the hot & hopefully single men of my town