Kam Rutgers

Hibbidy hooblah 🦦

[Kam Rutgers @hottakes77]

Fabric softener is the bees knees

[Kam Rutgers @hottakes77]

Christmas lights should be year round those things are sick

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Battle hound cloud

cc dingytugboat389

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Upstairs couch for beast games season finale is only for citrus zyn only

cc @Muttonbust73558

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@flowflaka2 The phish band is adult fairy tale music

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Also rap battles are in and pencil sharpeners are out

[Kam Rutgers @hottakes77]

2026 ins and outs

In-
Pinot Grigio
Auxing
Tuxedos
Tomato soup
Kendamas
Spelling bees
Instagram stories

Out-
NFL
Threesomes
Robes
Saving money
Twitter
Ring doorbells
Your mom jokes

[Kam Rutgers @hottakes77]

Born to be a crew mate in a world full of imposters

[Kam Rutgers @hottakes77]

Which one of you is this

[Kam Rutgers @hottakes77]

Club soda legacy weekend

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@yagoobian3 @thoughtburnerr Thank god

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You may call him Perry the Platypus but I call him Agent P

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Why is every lesbian a cheifs fan

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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[Kam Rutgers @hottakes77]

@ChevyShores @oleperk00

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That’s panic man

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Way too early in the semester to already be using the final grade calculator

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@ClockwoodJ32346 @PrimeTime99__

[Jaxson “Drunk” Dart @mctuggy69]

Me (38) missing my sons basketball game to pledge with my boys at SAE

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Speak softly and carry a big stick