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I’ll do porn if you let me

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@TheSashPod Probably the best one of the year

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Watching Australian movies is the same experience as eating apple slices that mum chopped on a cutting board that just had onion on it

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@thefootywithbro currently at the Richmond presidents function and they’ve invited the Israeli ambassadors to the embassy as special guests for Dreamtime. Thoughts? Irony?

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“The game is too slow!”

Umpires after reviewing: #AFLCrowsCats

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Sharts aren’t real you just did a little poo

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

@lethalrejection It's obviously worse now, but it was the 70s when Zappa described music journalism as "people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for an audience that can't read", so it was always going to be a race to the bottom

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

Funny like Peter
Smooth like Brian
Smart like Stewie
Chill like Chris
Grind like Meg
Look like Lois

❤️

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Libs these days won’t even say chocks away as you taxi down the runway

[Lenny Phillips @lenphil29]

Picture the last time you saw a team so dominant during the round games, get to a final and look shaky at half time. What was the difference over the next half of the game? Was it fitness? Was it gameplan?

No.

It was Dew.

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Kids these days won’t even scratch their armpit and pretend to be monkey

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The next Elder Scrolls should have fent laced skooma

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Sexting via the Sportsbet Bet With Mates feature

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@LeoIsABadger @PopBase Based Leo

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Me when I discovered wanking

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

MORE: https://t.co/sE16CbOp7n

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How it feels to use a glue stick

[Dr Tracy Westerman AM @TracyWesterman]

A child at 10:
· Loses 4 baby teeth a year
· Knows the complete date
· Can name the months of the year in order
· Can read and understand a paragraph of complex sentences
· Has developed skills in addition, subtraction
· Has some skills in multiplying and division,
And, in Australia, can go to prison.
#RaiseTheAge

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Shut the fuck up everyone please how the fuck do I keep getting shown this cape shit

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@MatterOfStats D Round - Harold Holt memorial round

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@LeoIsABadger @theneedledrop hey x