Mikey Weil

I'm a stand up comedian, writer, and filmmaker

[Troomy Nootropics @trytroomy]

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📆Giveaway runs from June 1 to July 31, 2025

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[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

Greg and Victoria are going to be the next Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

This finale has been sponsored by: European tourism. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

If anyone is playing a game where you have to drink every time someone says, “I wish you the best,” well, I wish you the best because you are going to be hungover tomorrow. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

JOHNNY AND VICTORIA DIDN’T EVEN HUG WHEN SHE WALKED OUT ON STAGE. I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. Oh, never mind, I just realized that my heat isn’t on. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

They need to stop playing romantic music when people get engaged on these shows. They should start playing sad music to foreshadow the inevitable. Play some Adele or emo music because we all know this isn’t going to end well. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

I feel like Neil Lane is now talking people out of proposals because he keeps getting back depreciated rings. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

How upset do you think Neil Lane is that he can’t call himself Neil Diamond? #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

Bring back @DavidSpade as host of Bachelor in Paradise. I love seeing him in the @sierraofficial commercials, but we need him back on the beach. #BachelorInParadise #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

Imagine hanging out with someone for like three minutes and they say they will “Blow your dick clean off” if you talk to another woman. That exact thing happened on this season of Bachelor in Paradise. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

If you want to learn about what not to do in a relationship, just watch this season of Bachelor in Paradise. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

The reason why Bachelor in Paradise is better than Bachelor and Bachelorette is that we don’t have to sit through awful country music. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

If they don’t bring out the boom mic operator, then this finale will be pointless. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

Tarzan just took off with his Jane! I think they will be just vine together. As long as there is no monkeying around, they will be together for a long time. I am just Phil Collins it now. That is all I got. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

Logan looks like he is coming from a poetry night. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

In case you need a refresher on last night’s episode before the finale tonight. #bachelorinparadiseabc #bip

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

I can’t wait for Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox to show up on this season and tell the contestants how they can have successful relationships like them. “We bit our names into each other’s backs. You should do it, too! #TheBachelorette

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

GROCERY STORE JOE! #TheBachelorette

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

“This is the most flocking season of The Bachelorette.” - The dove wrangler #TheBachelorette

[Mikey Weil @hottweils]

The best parts of The Bachelorette premiere were the trailers for @theshadowsfx and @nopemovie. #TheBachelorette