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[Sloane @houmaster05]

@YourHostKaz You are simply not prepared for the immeasurable amount of aura Gaster as the final antagonist will exude
You may think Gaster bears little to no relevance to the story and the characters at hand but I assure you, Tricky Tony will have it all make sense in the end…

[Sloane @houmaster05]

TRANSFEM SHION. IM CALLING IT NOW!!!

[Cora! 💣🐊🍉 @corakow05]

They have a really interesting opportunity here to explore how omnics think about and experience gender considering some were made with a gendered appearance and some were not, with a hero theyre releasing in pride month as well!

However i have a feeling they arent gonna do that

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@orostoryaoi Ffs it‘s like they‘re allergic to using their brains or literally just their eyes before writing these dumbass messages oomf

[Nishii @pinknishii]

You just know they had some banger concept art with her but ended up going with the design that has a conventional face and human teeth and tongue?? Why even bother with the speaking through the neck thing if her mouth isn't permanently wired shut like it were part of a mask

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@vincinof My parents are from Italy/Cameroon and I was born in Germany but live in Switzerland, this multicultural shit gets COMPLICATED

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[🌷Dylan✨#izna_METRONOME☁️#ITZY_Motto🪼#LEMONADE🍋 @Dylanstar__]

El diseño de Zenyatta si hubiera salido ahora en Overwatch

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@vincinof LMFAO as an Italian myself I can‘t fully complain about an op Italian hero,,, BUT THE FIGHT WAS ABSOLUTE ASS BRO, YOURE TELLING ME THE TWO HEROES CAPABLE OF LEVELLING SKYSCRAPERS DONT EVEN DO THAT IN THEIR OFFICIAL FIGHT??? THEY JUST DO KARATE????? IT HAS TO BE RACISM. HAS TO BE.

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@JetpackCar We‘re in the trenches and I hate it. When will Overwatch be back to being absolute peak creative media again, oomf whose username is never going to be @Jetpackcat because it‘s definitely going to be my username?

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@vincinof

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@vincinof You‘re TRUE…ing so hard throughout this rant oomf but remember to breathe!! Have a Jetpack Cat:

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@vincinof Orisa isn‘t even an omnic technically speaking, she‘s just an intelligent robot. Same with Echo, though she‘s not a normal robot and definitely leans more towards being an omnic. So the point about fem omnics definitely still stands and what they‘re doing is NOT subtle at all.

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@vincinof @throwpickz

[Sloane @houmaster05]

Me when I‘m Blizzard and the #1 heroshooter game I own isn‘t making me enough millions anymore so now I lowkey gotta inject my fem characters with same face syndrome because traditional beauty standards sell more than to commit to unique and interesting ideas (demonstrably false)

[¡Señorita Pug! @PugCrumbs]

"female" omnic hero vs "male" omnic hero 🫥

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@twootys94464 @zoloftpurgatory Every 3rd cis white guy ever looks kirkified

[Sloane @houmaster05]

This is devastating

[The Brick News | LEGO News @the_brick_news]

LEGO Godzilla Is Confirmed To Be Coming In November!

Will retail around $400.

[miau @junkerfucker]

guess whos ready for drives tommorow

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@RedactedAtlas I really don‘t know how to interpret it being easier to make as a good thing, or at least, I would have expected the events in Chapter 6 to be more technically difficult to design/develop than previous ones. Of course, it might well just have A LOT of flashbacks or something

[Sloane @houmaster05]

People need to stop blocking me, only IIIIII am allowed to do that !

[Sloane @houmaster05]

@Battra_OW Oh wow, just today I was considering messaging you for the first time to say hi,,,

[Sloane @houmaster05]

I knew listening to various versions of Penumbra Phantasm all day leading up to the Nintendo Direct was the perfect idea to get in a Deltaruney mood