Benign (ish)

fragrant, yet prickly

🐾

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elections have consequences

[mimi @hudmoos]

does anyone ever think about shanebug and kick their feet because aigo this is my favorite edit

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@rozsonata So, you loaded this on my actual birthday
I didn’t get to read it till the early hours of the 24th
(the anniversary of my fathers death)
And then my fortnightly appointment with my therapist after sobbing into the wee hours…

Kept us both quite busy

(Gorgeously gutting
Oof x)

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@IlyasCigarette Ugh.
This ⬆️ ended up sounding really scammy…sorry 🤦🏼‍♀️
Being strong saved my ex ballet/family trauma messy self, I do have tips & program experience x

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@IlyasCigarette I have a lot of experience of weight training *post* ed
I would be very happy to chat with you about a personalised program that could give you satisfying results
I found lifting to be lifesaving, and you don’t need loads of equipment to start x

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Never deleting this app

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@smolSyrupaddict I read this yesterday, and loved the premise…
But, the incredibly bad spelling/grammar mistakes on really straightforward words combined with overly florid descriptive loops made my heart hurt 😞
Could have been a gorgeous piece, but kept jarring

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@tonedeafandh0t @hyperfixedbritt

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@Fredi_047 @user_300715 Definitely base is best, and I can add that a gentle testicular hickey is a visually appealing option…

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@user_300715 Can be done, but can also be problematic (pain and potential for injury)

[cam 🏒 @rozanohwell]

tomorrow is july 14 and while it won't be happening this year bc of the heatwave it's a friendly reminder that the French State is all too happy to whore out the French firefighters for their yearly benefit so let's make it hollanov because i can ✨ they are from rival stations +

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@Hollanovhug @hollanovsy My mum died when I was 7 and I would torture my teachers every year when they would set the class Mother’s Day Card craft time…

(so I could head to the library to sit in my solitary sadness)

Gentle hug for you hon ❤️

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It's ugly and rotten-hearted to speak ill of the dead if they were a powerful politician who pushed constantly for war and misery. It's perfectly fine to speak ill of the dead if they were some nobody immigrant who was near a cop.

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@ilyacig @andipandiCR I have a catastrophic spider phobia (which is a fucking nightmare as an Aussie)

My Burmese bossy bitch kitty took down a huntsman (shudder) once, and I couldn’t touch her for a week without freaking out…

[trash jones @jzux]

if I landed a plane on my own after my teacher killed himself in front of me and they used HIS photo in the news I would find his body and throw it out another plane

[Boeckner @d_boeckner]

He’s still got it

[Benign (ish) @HoundMs]

@weeniepeenie420 @hollanovficfind (thank you for your diligence - I stumbled into an I tagged mcd recently and I’m still recovering ❤️‍🩹 😞)

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Get your Belgian chocolate now before the tariffs hit.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Goes to one Knicks game and they lose for the literal first time in 2 months. Calls the head of FIFA to make him overturn a red card and then the US loses in one of the worst matches of the tournament. No one does it like him, it’s actually amazing