𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎.

#BRUNO; "Knock knock knock...Knock on wood..."

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

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❝ Seven foot frame,
Rats along his back. ❞

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

@theshapeshjfter Putting on a confident grin, but jumping as a bunch of rats scurry up his back, dropping the bucket over his head—

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

@theshapeshjfter / ilyt bestie

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@theshapeshjfter Bruno smiled awkwardly, doing jazz hands.

“T—Tada-“

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@theshapeshjfter / I JUST FEEL LIKE HE WOULD

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@theshapeshjfter “Uh—“

He��s now placing a worn down Burger King crown on his nephew’s head.

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

https://t.co/XG2KNMhbru

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@theshapeshjfter Have fun doing that for the rest of the week-

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

@theshapeshjfter I mean…Maybe? Theoretically? Rats are very smart-

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

@theshapeshjfter …Why do you ask-

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

@theshapeshjfter Blasphemy

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

@theshapeshjfter This is what actually happened at the wedding

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

This never happened—

[𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎. @hourglassvision]

Knocking on wood—

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@hqppydqys The sky— just vomited time out and happened to be in the way of their wedding picture-

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@theshapeshjfter NO ME

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@theshapeshjfter GIVE IT BACK 👹👹👹👹

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@theshapeshjfter CAMILO ITS MIN E

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@theshapeshjfter GET AWAY FROM MY GENDER

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@theshapeshjfter aAHH-

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@theshapeshjfter YOURE TALKING TO A WIZARD MAN WHO LIVES IN A WALL DONT TEST ME, MIJO