mercenaries (but they're gay)

bot that posts hourly quotes of felix and locus talking and quotes involving them. images and fancams also included. i hate them so much

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: Locus, we're partners... survivors. We need each other.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#SANTA: Because despite what he may claim, only one of you needs the other to survive.
#LOCUS: What are you saying...?
#SANTA: Ignorant creature. Your partner is afraid of you.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: Wake up! I told you we'd make it.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: Locus, when have we ever looked out for anyone other than ourselves?

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#LOCUS: We have survived worse. But if you waste a SINGLE one of our rounds on yourself, I will be VERY unhappy.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: Why do you know I'M not the "True Warrior"?
#LOCUS: Because you're you.
#FELIX: Yeah, and being me is awesome!

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: Hey. Get it together.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: Alright. Look, why don't we both go in and let the giant alien thing decide?
#LOCUS: Fine.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: GET BEHIND ME!!

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#TUCKER: This doesn't make sense! That's Locus, your enemy!!
#FELIX: Riiight, and I'm the charismatic mercenary with a gruff exterior, but a heart of gold.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: What a douche.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#LOCUS: I... I want to know... what Felix is afraid of.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#LOCUS: Do you think this is a joke?
#FELIX: No, but intel says we're out of time, so you can bitch about this later.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

https://t.co/hjCDeqtC5w

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#LOCUS: Felix, come in.

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: Locus does... whatever he does with money, I'm assuming therapy?

[mercenaries (but they're gay) @hourlyfelocus]

#FELIX: You know, I talk, and I talk, and I just don't feel like you listen.
#LOCUS: That's because you never stop!-