hourly luca

a bot that tweets quotes from the #Luca movie hourly! not affiliated with pixar. run by @licoricelesbian. NSFW ACCS DNI.

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

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[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

Ugh, sleeping under the fish… Now I get it!

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Some people, they’ll never accept him. But some will. And he seems to know how to find the good ones.

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Giulia, your school, does it take all kinds of people? I mean, what if some of them were not human? What if some were, oh, I don’t know, sea monsters?

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I know your problem. You’ve got a Bruno in your head.

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

It is all so simple! Bait Number Two into challenging me to a rematch, knowing that he cannot ride a bicycle per niente, win the rematch easily, laugh in his sea monster face, immediately regain the respect and adoration of everyone... Easy!

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Luca, that’s crazy. Well, maybe I’m crazy… Take me, gravity!

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Ugh, rules are for… rule people!

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First time? Of course it is! I’m a good kid!

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Feast your eyes on the greatest Vespa the world has ever seen! Haha!

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

Piacere, Girolamo Trombetta! It’s a human thing, I’m kind of an expert.

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

Yeah. I get one too sometimes. ‘Alberto, you can’t. Alberto, you’re going to die. Alberto, don’t put that in your mouth.’ Luca, it’s simple. Don’t listen to stupid Bruno.

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You and me? We can do anything.

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Wow. It is REALLY hard to stay mad at someone who isn’t totally used to how air works…

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Hey, look me in the eye. You know I love you, right?

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

Take a look. I thought of every single thing we’re gonna need. Also, I added flames.

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You really are crazy! Learned it from you!

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

Fine. Go start a club. For losers!

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

Stop! Just stay there… You’re still okay. …Andiamo!

[hourly luca @hourlyluca]

Unrelated, but are there any easy ways to get a fishhook out of human hair? Or, say, forty fishhooks.

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What happens when she sees you? When anyone sees you?!