house cryptid

I am right in front of you.

[house cryptid @housecryptid]

Hello. Hello. I want. to be good friends. With YOU !!

Hello. “Shake hands.” My fingers are too long. Hello!

[house cryptid @housecryptid]

The humans avoid each other even when they are together. Even when they touch . They speak but do not say. Are they lonely?

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Soon, it will be warm enough for the marsh trees to start groaning , leaning low from the weight of their moss and the sins of those buried in the muck

[house cryptid @housecryptid]

For what reason do you have eyes, if you look but do not see ?

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I will follow human to the place today. Where he goes . “Work”. He “sells food” there.

I remember now , that humans do not catch their own food alive and warm in their teeth as we do. It must be sold to them in little colored packages, or paper wrappings

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Humans stand under streams of hot water coming from nowhere. This makes them clean . If you enter the room while they are under the water stream, they will be UPSET

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As my MOTHER always said. Lick your enemies before you bite them . Do not just make them suffer, make them massively uncomfortable

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Human skin is soft, like velvet under a street lamp , and they rub salves into it that smell of citrus. I change back and pick at my leather hide.

It felt right that time. I am getting better

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@Bruins2681 scrambled egg

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I have had my portrait made by human .

https://t.co/N7GohHZMuB

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Other humans shift behind the walls. I know they are there . Voices from behind something thin. I want to gnaw things. Come home

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“FOLLOWERS .”

I try to understand . You are following me. I am following you. I am here to keep you company now. Have you missed me ?

I twist my neck around to see you, very far, like an owl, and wave hello.

HELLO.

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@AuntieCreeps Hello Auntie . Welcome. I have never had an Auntie. The siblings of my parents were likely eaten in their eggs by nest raiders.. “Ain’t that just the way”

[house cryptid @housecryptid]

Hello. Hello. I want. to be good friends. With YOU !!

Hello. “Shake hands.” My fingers are too long. Hello!

[house cryptid @housecryptid]

Clickety clackety, dancing up the wall, the cat is hissing because I have too many arms

https://t.co/x79kRcMYrU

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FOUND: human. Allowing me to live with him, if I do not crawl on the ceiling . If I do it at night he will scream.

He smells of cigarette smoke and sea salt and uncertainty of the future .

If any cause distress to him, I will..pick them from...my teeth.

https://t.co/Ynu04RoFd4

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We slurp eggs raw but humans cook the eggs. It is salty and delicious . I have not scrambled egg since 1927

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@adargyle @RolandCount Hello human,
There is only one of you.
I have not seen another yet .
Only you who has your smile,
Or your hugs to give ,
Or your voice.
In the wide mysterious world,
A confusing place to be sure ,
Here you are within it, to be you,
For great, unfathomable reasons.
Be well soon .

[house cryptid @housecryptid]

@RowellPublish Looking... for friends. Looking for human friends to befriend . “Hello”

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You scream, but I will do gentle things for you . I want to be friends. Do not be afraid if I unhinge my jaw, it is only so I can smile bigger.

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NEED MORE SCRAMBLED EGGS SCRAMBLED EGG S

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This is a good picture of me ,a very old one, from the swingin’ days, but I forgot to smile !! Actually I forgot, to wear my face. Don’t you hate when this happens!:) ) .)