HouseHack

We're HouseHack, a real estate startup democratizing real estate.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

🚨 INSANE: Absolutely nuts. Without any VC, suits, or fancy private equity and NO pitch decks, just subscribers, we raised over $11 million in under 4 weeks for our real estate AI SaaS.

seems bullish for economy but also..

We're honored and are going to put this to great use.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Uhhhh, people do not appear to be anywhere close to "out of money" or recessionarily fearful.

This is a snapshot of inflows this morning (excluding wires) for HouseHack's fundraise (closes today). We're now over $6.4m funded in December; doubled in last few days.

Bullish.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

CUTENESS OVERLOAD FROM THE BABES!

ps so grateful HouseHack raised ~$5m in Dec alone. Fundraise closes 12-31-25

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

😱 It’s official. In less than 3 business days, we raised over 7 figures after announcing the Dec 31 close of our fundraise.

-Super grateful

[HouseHack @househackhomes]

RT @realMeetKevin: jesus… I knew people liked AI and AI stocks but after we announced our AI protect yesterday, we literally are seeing $ s…

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

This is insane. This is a screenshot of money IN to one of our operating accounts. It includes ZERO rent revenue (that goes into a separate acc).

It’s almost all fundraising (substantial majority).

A) insanely grateful
But
B) Holy smokes

And this is BEFORE we launch our AI product wtf wtf wtf

Investors are basically getting a discounted (my opinion) real estate treasury company with no value for AI

Nuts.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

🚨 woooow, in 24 hours from my last video of going debt-free to invest in my startup before AI launch / IPO, we raised well over 6 figures of new investments - likely multiple 6 figures as banks open tomorrow.

I promise to put this to the highest and best use!!!

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

I'm literally shaking w/ excitement over what my legal, tech, broker, & crypto team JUST revealed we are launching w/ HouseHack/Reinvest soon. Total game changer for real estate, RWA, tokenization, & Reinvesting! Stay tuned.

ima make my boy @vladtenev jealous (lov you vlad)

[HouseHack @househackhomes]

HouseHack “fans”!

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Full “self-loading” feature is out on the Cybertruck.

😆 thanks Meet Jack

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

🚨 Hiring Post! (bullish jobs report? LOL) 🚨

Meet Kevin & HouseHack are hiring!

Top Needs:
1️⃣ AI Talent (Big launch in Q4/Q1, real estate SaaS) at HouseHack!
2️⃣ Legal (Ready to show off your skills as a corporate litigator?) (For this, need either CA, TX, or FL BAR license - new graduate acceptable).
3️⃣ and always: Hardworking, non-entitled badasses!

How to get Hired:
✅ MANDATORY: Send me a 1-minute video pitching YOU. I'm your jury of ONE. In your video, make the case for WHAT you're worth and what YOU want! Sell me YOU!
✅ REMOTE WORK ACCEPTED
✅ NO EXPERIENCE necessary - so if you have experience, include that in your pitch for what you're worth.
✅ Résumé optional.

Send to:
✅ [email protected]
✅ Include: "Job Application: [Last Name] Meet Kevin & HouseHack" in subject line.

⚠️How to get Fired ⚠️
✅ Low output.
✅ Act entitled / "you owe me" attitude. (Usually sets in later; important to fight this!).
✅ You outsource the very job you're hired for.
✅ You say you'll do something, but don't or forget regularly. Incapable of managing a checklist.

Note:
--you MUST ask for and fight for what YOU want! I'm not posting "here's what we're paying" -- because it's entirely dependent on YOU!
--yes, this is the extent of the job posting.

[HouseHack @househackhomes]

Some youtuber’s real estate startup will master AI for real estate before Trump releases the Epstein files.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Today so far…

Elon Musk
✅ Says impeach Trump
✅ Says Trump is in Epstein files
✅ Says recession in second half of 2025
✅ Says decommission Dragon capsule

🔥 Trump threatens to cut Elon-related contracts

Good day to diversify to https://t.co/xAeoh6pH0N in our Reg A 🤣🤣

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Transparently responding to the lies against @househackhomes. Back to actual news tomorrow :)

[HouseHack @househackhomes]

We can't wait to go shopping in Florida!

[Nick Gerli @nickgerli1]

I don't think people understand what's happening in housing market right now.

Florida now has 177,00 listings. Highest level on record.

Entire Northeast U.S. has 79,000 listings. Lowest level on record.

People are leaving Florida. And moving back north. A structural trend that will likely last years, and cause Florida's housing market to decline for an extended period.

[HouseHack @househackhomes]

Shhhhh! HouseHack has something big in the works. We’ll keep it our little secret.

[HouseHack @househackhomes]

HouseHack is pleased to announce: we are making 100% of all of our investments in America.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Wow, just about $3m now - incredible for this market, and just starting.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Market rallied today and total HouseHack investments JUMPED ~18% just today on our latest round. People are diversifying - Interesting.

[Meet Kevin @realMeetKevin]

Wow, we're about to cross 7 figures ALREADY in the first 24 hours of publically mentioning our HouseHack raise is open to non-accredited investors (aka everyone). Haven't even done a main chan video yet; y'all rock.

hedge with real estate
the wedge is your hedge.

https://t.co/7EH7AGF3lG

[HouseHack @househackhomes]

Quick update!