jeremiah horner

physicist by day, RE at Seven Run Evangelical Presbyterian Church by night.

[📖Matthew Everhard @matt_everhard]

Overture # PCA-is-in-trouble is answered in reference to Overture # PCA-is-awesome-actually.

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

RE Archimedes — 'Give me a clicker range long enough and a Nominating Committee on which to place it, and I shall move the world' #pcaga

[Ben Kappers @BenKappers]

I underestimated the importance of the Nominating Committee for many years. I am now convinced that it is one of the most important portions of the assembly.

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

I move we take the videos en gross. #pcaga

[Nicholas Clark @TheCigarDeacon]

We’ve reached the part of the #pcaga where we get to watch promo videos. So naturally I’m now wondering about the budget, casting decisions, script approvals, and whether any of this went through special committees and how can I sign up to be a part of one?

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

"How much water should you use in baptism? Enough to make the Baptists think you are trying, but not so much you inadvertently waterboard a covenant child." - Chad Van Dixhoorn, OPC @ #pcaga

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

@nickclark582 It adds a je ne sais quoi

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

The Festival of Booths at #pcaga

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

@hchorey If we are re-reconvened, I'll bring a bottle.

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

@hchorey This wasn't on my #pcaga bingo card.

[Nicholas Clark @TheCigarDeacon]

I felt a great disturbance in the #PCAGA overtures committee. As if hundreds of clickers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

At least our bass player is biblical. His left hand doesn’t know what his right hand is doing.

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

Overture 100 is offered for your "answering in reference" convenience.

https://t.co/70mWAO9OCT

#pcaga

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

An argument from paedocommunion might not be the strongest argument at #PCAGA

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

If the committee recommendation passes, nothing happens. If we vote down the committee recommendation, again, nothing happens. And yet the debate roars on. #pcaga

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

@WojoKen If we go into Friday, I'm going to blame the AC for not providing coffee. Someone should bring an overture.

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

"Fathers and brothers" always makes me think of where the phrase is used in Scripture, Acts 7 and Acts 22.

[Ben Ratliff @_BenRatliff]

Please stop addressing “fathers and brothers” in floor speeches and address the moderator. #PCAGA

[Andy Webb @PastorAndyWebb]

😂🤣

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

The #pcaga has decided to take the RPR recommendations _ad tedium_.

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

@GA_Famous A Presbyterian Mullet.
(With a π/2 rotation)

[Keith Foskey @YourCalvinist]

What do you do on Saturday night to get ready for church on Sunday morning?

[jeremiah horner @househorner]

They were out of provolone at the grocery store. So I got some amateurvolone.