mama gnome

mama, wife, aspiring textile artist, ex-poet.

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

@dougsparks Doing this now. Thanks for the tip.

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

Apparently this was a very popular hobby in the early 1900s.

[Doug Sparks @dougsparks]

My wife is slightly drunk and reading accounts of people who successfully faked their own deaths.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Never waste a moment! For instance, if you’re stopped at a red light you can practice your cringe.

[mark normand @marknorm]

I’m surprised more dads aren’t furious about climate change because I’ve seen how angry they get when people change the temperature.

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

I go through phases of wanting to be the kind of person who uses Twitter and hating the kind of people who use Twitter.

[Jeanna Kadlec @jeannakadlec]

do you have a celeb doppelgänger and if so what’s your fave gif I’ll go first

[Doug Sparks @dougsparks]

I know Cindy personally and have heard the awful details of her experience. Even if you're not a regular watcher of this show, this one is important ....

[Bean Magazine @TheBeanMagazine]

We're looking for samples of coffee doodle art for TBM issue 1! If anyone out there likes to draw on coffeeshop napkins or cups, get in touch with us at [email protected]

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

Of all the horrible shit that @JimNorton has said over the years, nothing has ever made me want to turn my radio off until he described the puppy’s last moments on the United flight. 😭😭😭 #onelastbellyrub

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

I wanna hang on to something that won’t break away or fall apart. Globes and maps they chart your way back home. Do you wanna leave or something? -sc

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

It used to be the reason I breathe, now it’s choking me out.

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

Hi, I’m Tracy, and my special talent is ignoring Windows updates until they decide to just shut my computer off in the middle of my workday.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

When a piece of lettuce makes someone sick, we recall all the lettuce

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

Fuck your thoughts and prayers. Stop killing our children.

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

From my parking spot at CVS tonight I could see five separate men filling out Valentine’s Day cards against their steering wheels. #romance

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

Reorganizing things over here. Mama must reign over chaos!

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

It’s been a rough day since it began at 5:30am and I’m looking forward to the quiet of night to curl up and read Peach by @Emmas_Window 🍑🧡

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

When they cut to Tré Cool during Fred Armisen’s special.

[mama gnome @houseof_bear]

@dougsparks Nope.