Dick House

6 Dicks. 1 House.

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Old people wear briefs so their balls don’t fall off.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“That’s a thing?? Not thinking with your nuts??”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Your raincoat begets gayness.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Nothing like group suicide!”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“How are your balls so long?!?”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“When I cum, it kicks like a cannon.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“We’re all just horny toads.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Don’t ask me how to use the dot slash thing.”
(Semicolon)

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“There’s nothing like a good tit-rocking thunderstorm!”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“I’m gonna shit myself in protest.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“You’re gonna shit like a baby!”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Kyle Schwarber just came on the Arch.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“I’m gonna wait until you have dementia, then I’m gonna tattoo ‘eXpresso’ on your arm.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Your hair is the straightest thing about you.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“You ever made love to a mountain?”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“It’s like sucking off a unicorn.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Have you heard of Anne Frank?”
“Yeah!! Blind and deaf?”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“I’ve had some shits that have been bigger than my dick, so I guess it’s possible!” #anal

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Go fuck yourself with a wooden stake in case you’re a vampire.”

[Dick House @houseofdicks]

“Did you just jerk off on the tower?”