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[ava @houseofpeanuts]

One of my worst mistakes was introducing Mr big to MY Mr big he found his soulmate fr

[Pusat | Menocchio تورکی @foucaultyen]

Medyadaki en iyi low cortisol karakter. Erkekler sex and the city izlemediği için yeterince popüler değil yoksa sürekli Mr. Big alfa editleri ile dolu olurdu internet

[Stuff Enjoyer @iagabow]

It’s so fun to get back on Hinge and see all the same people. It’s my community. Checking back in

[sexual penis @sexual__penis]

In America if you catch feelings for the guy you’re fucking and spending all your time with you have to have this weird conversation and then not to see each other for a few months until it goes away and you can fuck again

[໊ @getawayonce]

not having a job feels like your life is abt to get catastrophically ruined at any moment every day that u spend without a job

[ava @houseofpeanuts]

Excellent

[addi 🐞somewhere on tour!! @addixjonas]

if I see a “glue myself shut tonight queen?” tweet in the next 24 hours I’m gonna combust you guys have no idea

[Jamie @transsexualdyke]

Watching someone who broke up with you have a crash out about breaking up with you

[GWY🐀🎧 @notlikeothrgrls]

no lie this is why i keep redownloading hinge

[ava @houseofpeanuts]

Sonic milkshake after any painful doctors appointment for me👍

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

bring back women having oddly specific personal traditions. peach cobbler on the first cold night. fresh flowers after payday. a solo birthday breakfast. champagne when something scary works out. give your life some folklore.

[oscaro @oscarlst]

Cette année je veux vraiment : voyager
Je suis dingue de : sushis
Le secret pour me plaire : l’humour

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

a nigga will see that you’re laidback/easy going & make it his mission to ragebait you

[victoria @veokio]

no creo ser fea pero si creo que tengo una maldicion y es que es practicamente imposible que otra persona me saque una foto y que yo salga bien. 100% real. van a ver selfies hasta el resto de sus dias

[cande @frutaspelotudas]

hoy estoy media tristonga así que no queda otra que hablar como demente en mejores amigos y después sexualizarme por instagram

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

Thank goodness Lala won that HoH because if I stayed up until 2:30 AM for another Kamu HoH I would have turned into Thog. #BB28

[marv 🦦 @marvisions1]

having to convince myself not to kill myself daily when i wake up for the past two years has been quite the task

[gabby✨ @byebyebiches]

I can’t stand when a flip doesn’t happen because people want to vote with “the house” when in fact, if they’d just flip, they would BE “the house” #BB28

[danni @danielagbd_]

cómo se siente estar sobreestimulado y empiezas a ser cruel con la gente sin motivo alguno

[kay🎧🫧 ⊹ is locking tf in @oddeyekcal]

not realising you are balls deep in a depressive episode until its too late

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

unfortunately unwoke vocal stim

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

getting a crush on someone who’s well-liked will have you heaving into a toilet bowl at 3 in the morning asking “why me” over and over again