Just let a pt’s granddaughter FaceTime her grandma with my phone. Tears just streaming down her face because she can’t come see her sweet granny. If everyone could see that, maybe they’d start staying home.
@Reese5Emily If Ryan likes it short, do short! It’s all about you two! 😍 if he doesn’t care and you’d prefer it long, do that! You’ll be beautiful either way.
Places your dad will check before he checks Instagram:
1. Garage toolbox
2. Sunday paper
3. Lawn
4. Under car hood
5. TV remote
6. Back pocket of khakis
7. Ben Shapiro comments section
8. US Open scoreboard
9. Frig
Post your Father’s Day messages there
I want to know why technology and all this data mining stuff allows my phone to show me ads for things I discuss out loud one time, but autocorrect can’t figure out that “gaha” is “haha”