Kelsie

[lily 🐅 @swiftlycline]

pookie bowl TODAY

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Bengals fans watching Joe Flacco target Ja’Marr Chase for the 75th time

[maha @mahaaaay]

and now he gets to go home to hailee steinfeld. i’m sick to my stomach

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “omgggg congrats sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone i haven’t spoken to in 5 years

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

Kissing ought to be treated similar to a smoke break , “Do you want to step outside for a kiss?” , “Let’s go to the balcony and kiss “,

[Blue Oak BBQ @BlueOakBBQ]

College football is back

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

i love offering things to people. would you like half of this pastry. a grape. do you need me to do anything. can i help. would you like my seat. a cup of tea. a chat. a game. my hand. my prayers

[Mike @PenisTickler46]

doing stand-up and saying "im just joking" after every joke

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Fire engines should be blue like their ally, water, instead of their enemy, fire.

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

worried i’ll log into work tomorrow to an email that says “you are in BIG trouble and we all hate you”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs

[clare @sadderlizards]

going out even though i feel ugly

[Chris @citehchris]

drove by a chilis last night and got total
fomo. i bet there was some amazing memories being created in there and stories that can’t be retold

[trash jones @jzux]

i try so hard to be normal in public that it backfires like 50% of the time. girl just asked if she could share a couch with me in the coffee shop and i went "hell yeah, get in here"

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[۟ @spidysnse]

The Pope probably: AND WHEN I’M BACK IN CHICAGO I FEEL ITTTTT