it’s funny how you can be having a completely normal day then one random thought about your life at 2 pm suddenly makes you question every decision you’ve ever made
Being a wife guy is so cute but being a husband girl is really scary because when u add a girl to a boy that’s amazing but when u add a boy to a girl it’s like is she ok
Girls who think it’s hard to meet guys legit just need to go to the gym and lift w bad form… it’s not the guys you want but beggars can’t be choosers capiche
It’s crazy how every uber ride starts with you on ur drivers team and through conversation and the sharing of ideas you can discover that u r in opposition regarding for example vaccines or military industrial complex and so forth
The first couple people i see not sending ❤️after a long list of story likers are conspirators banished immediately from my good graces which is totally unfair but also how the cookie crumbles
I would do so bad in the Jennifer Hudson welcom tunnel. Worst dance moves horrible outfit apologizing nonstop. Nightmare plz don’t let success bring me to that place