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two kids & married | it's not a theory if it's true

[claire @clairerrrrrrrr]

THIS ISNT MY FUCKING KID BRO

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@donuris_ and I would've gotten away with it too..

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@TheodoreUris Baby you could've just asked me to wipe your face, you know? <3

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and, a very happy(few days late) pride month to everyone who's been hiding or is hiding right now.
If you told me twelve years ago that me and Ted would be legally married in the eyes of the state, I would've laughed in your face and asked why you felt the need to lie to me.

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@TheodoreUris Teds

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i've never felt more inclined to be faggy than I have at this moment

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@TheodoreUris don't look too hard at my account..

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@donuris_ @AndreaUr1s @TheodoreUris watch out world😚

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always.

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I was so sure that we'd live our lives entirely in secret, forever - to say I didn't have hope would be an optimistic outlook on it. And I am so disappointed that I didn't, because here we are now.
Thank you so much for seeing this all out with me, baby, I'm so glad you're here.

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attempts are being made

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@Wenttherat hah, tell me about it! I used to draw religiously when I was younger, mostly aliens though, I think that's why I'm so weird now .. 🤔

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@donuris_ MUCH TO DISCUSS DONALD

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@donuris_ LETS BRING UP HOW YOU KEPT SLIPPING IN THE WATER.

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@donuris_ OHHH EXCUSE ME MISTER 'FELL RIGHT AFTER ME BECAUSE OF THE SAME HOLE.'

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@TeddyyUris it's okay buddy, we'll get you outta there