Dano

Making shit happen

[Dano @houstd]

@JuanWon3 @hockeyguy199 @Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers This aged perfectly

[Dano @houstd]

@rivett19 😂😂

[Leafs Papi @LeafsPapi_]

Mackinnon just hit 50 but we on 70 watch in Toronto. I remember when Kessel would score 30 and my teacher would give us a half day at school. 70 tucks in a year must break a couple federal laws. If it rained everytime Matthews scored Trudeau would be a billionaire from the rain tax alone. Think about that , fkn mental

[Dano @houstd]

@WhereIsPetan Quit watching then bitch tits? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dano @houstd]

@SportsnetSpec Why waste assets on a team not worthy

[Dano @houstd]

@itsWozzz Why give anything for anyone! Look at the start again tonight! Pathetic

[Tokyo Rosie @tokyorosiecr]

Reporter: Why are you against giving millions of tax dollars to the media?
Poilievre: Because it turns them into lapdogs for the government, just like you.
Reporter: Answer the question.
Poilievre: I did!
Reporter: Not like that!
Poilievre: Exactly

[Tokyo Rosie @tokyorosiecr]

This picture is triggering liberals all over Canada tonight. You can literally hear the soy lattes and man tampons hitting the floor.

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

While you're here...

#NHLAllStarVote Zach Hyman ⭐

1 repost = 1 vote

[Dano @houstd]

@Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers This aged well

[Alberta Secession - Why? @cnm5000]

Just a gentle reminder that of the $24 Billion federal pot this year, Quebec will receive $14 Billion of it, or approx 58% of the total.

Sound fair to you?

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

#Isles Transactions: Kyle MacLean has agreed to terms on a one-year, two-way contract. Daylan Kuefler has agreed to terms on a three-year entry-level contract#Isles Transactions: Kyle MacLean has agreed to terms on a one-year, two-way contract. Daylan Kuefler has agreed to terms on a three-year entry-level contract.

[Dano @houstd]

@muhly13 You’re bad luck…

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

A long time ago we made a small movie that bombed and our fans found it on DVD. Thank you!! I love you. My fav. Let’s fucking rage ❤️ shittttssss weak!!!

[Julian McKenzie @jkamckenzie]

Darryl Sutter on why Jonathan Huberdeau left in the first period: "Think he had to go take a shit"

[Dano @houstd]

Hahahahah

[Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley]

My God it is beautiful

[222 Minutes @222Minutes]

-Hi, my name is Justin Trudeau and I'd like to register for medically assisted suicide.

-No problem. We just need to verify your identity. Father's first name?

-Fidel.

-What's 2+2?

-You're a racist.

-Excellent. Here's a drink box Drano bottle sorta thing. Drink up, assface.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Ladies, if your boyfriend has 'he/him' in his bio, then you have a girlfriend.

[PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent]

This is a picture of the #OmicronBA5 variant from space.

Get vaccinated.