Houston Euler

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@pretty_sarlin I used to would. Well, I still would, but I used to would, too.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@Big12Conference @asbglassfloor Need to beef up their cybersecurity

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@RedditCFB Already hacked. Yikes!

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@BryanDFischer Oh shoot it's already been hacked

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@rusallen @ManCaveDay Drum major, but yes. There was some cake.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@PinkProfit 23 years old and never married. The only thing worse than the quality of your take is its audacity.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@AdamSinger wtf is a Mr Beast

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@barbara_kuks @zaqrider @dom_lucre He was a brilliant scientist who was published many times over long before he lost the ability to speak, you ignorant cabbage.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@maddoxrules Imagine caring about any of this.

XBOX BIG BONE ONE X

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@paul_hundred @RCAFDM @hbdchick @dcwuser @JayMan471 @PALE_Primate @ArtirKel @cgoldberg618 OK but seriously, I have no idea who that other user was.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@paul_hundred @RCAFDM @hbdchick @dcwuser @JayMan471 @PALE_Primate @ArtirKel @cgoldberg618 How many theorems did this guy discover?

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@RCAFDM @hbdchick @dcwuser @JayMan471 @PALE_Primate @ArtirKel @cgoldberg618 What were they like? Am I better or worse?

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@LoveLaughShowUp @Sonari @JohnathanPerk @MGastorf Oh, OK. Thanks.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@RCAFDM @hbdchick @dcwuser @JayMan471 @PALE_Primate @ArtirKel @cgoldberg618 I want to know how I got tagged in a thread that was started before this account even existed.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@AnnieTangent Don't forget buttsecks

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@jeremyhobson @TWAhotel That looks like it's a set from any near-future dystopian movie.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@kritter58 @DavidOAtkins From the midwest. We can live without almonds.

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@JonMorotchneck @monaddevs @michaelmalice Don't give these people any more inches

[Houston Euler @HoustonEuler]

@sigtruth @SheilaMarshall @literElly Enables, celebrates, gloririfes, etc