Houston Problems

No tact. More money, more #houstonproblems

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Happy Fathers Day! I bet you call your dad a piece of shit all the other days of the year, but go ahead and post a pic of you two today!

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guess we're gonna have to take over for isanyoneup. so send pics.

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None of you are princesses. Drop it.

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send me bullshit.

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@PolinaKashina why go to college? just strip and hook.

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@blazedbryy right because when you get married herps just goes away magically. #getreal

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send me the latest gossip. time to start this shit back up.

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herps confirmed: @blazedbryy

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@alananddriving keep the faith.

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everyone wants to be us. duhhhhhh.

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it's so funny to look at how many people tried to copy us. #nicetry #tryhard

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Happy Halloween. Time to dress as slutty as possible and then yell at guys for staring at you.

[John Ritter @MeglaJohn]

Bored with Houston

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Indirect twitter fights between @nikkiisabelle and @PUGasFuck when clearly @nikkiisabelle is a dumb whore in the wrong #houstonproblems

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Resurrection of my erection.

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What exactly is @TrollHouston doing aside from trying to pick up numbers from overweight girls on twitter? #keeptrying #ujelly

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Every time we log in there's replies from @mattiepimpdaddy. Are you trying to get embarrassed or do you literally get no attention?

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This is a @mattiepimpdaddy attempt at "trolling." RT @TrollHouston: @houstonproblems strawberries and cream frap. Mmmmm.

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I think @TrollHouston is what happens when the unfunny butthurt committee meets at Starbucks on #ForeverAlone Wednesday nights.