houston

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

my toxic trait is thinking I can be a professional epoxy guy

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

@themaine Raw, next question

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

twitter suspended me and X brought me back 😭 i am SOO back. who are the hip new kids to follow??? holla back

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

oh my god this is crazy

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

honestly...... favorite part of quarantine

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This was every single night. You had to be there. #unboxing

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

now im just friends with 70 y/o pilots and do you know what 70 y/o pilots like to do on their free time? go to sleep cause their tired grandpa

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

i miss having coworker friends dammit :(

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

constant battle between planning a trip to Hawaii or over seas the other way because do i wanna spend all that money to say I’m still in the US but also it’s Hawaii so i guess it doesn’t really count but technically is i-

[Drew Daniels @ItsJustDreww]

@houstonwhoelse You’re gonna regret posting this

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

me after watching the first one last night with 0 prior knowledge of any of them

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

it’s been a nice ride watching random people fake love since MIDDLE school imma head out now

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

so glad this is the last season im ever watching again hahahahahah

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

pls don’t tell my bf this episode is 3 hours tonight he thinks we watchin his show soon 😶 #TheBachelor

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

@BarstoolBigCat mountains are blue

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are you ok?" no my stomach always hurts

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

i cried during Michelle’s whole hometown and he didn’t even SAY IT BACK stfu

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

send these two to the alter right now and be DONE with this shitshow #TheBachelor

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

send these two to the alter right now and be DONE with this shitshow #TheBachelor

[cal? @cal_gif]

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers that im so sorry for being a customer. like I’m really sorry i wish i didnt have to do this

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

I’m an adult, I’m not ashamed of literally never texting back and ignoring you. I don’t want to text.

[houston @houstonwhoelse]

PETITION FOR THE BACHELOR/ETTE TO NOT POST WHO THEY END UP WITH UNTIL US HULU PEOPLE CAN CATCH UP WTF T