the bitch 🤍

May you always have enough weed for just one more blunt. 🖖🏻💜

proud member of the #f420

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Lost my lighter last night. Found it this morning. #fuckinstoners

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Pretty sure I just cleaned Hexxus out of my dab rig 😬🫠

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

My Merlin app identified this visitor and I'm 1000% sure it's @onlyastoner from the spirit realm saying "smoke more weed bitch"

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

My budtender talked me into buying 7 grams of this wax and tbh it was not actually a bad idea

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Winds so severe they just knocked the cherry out of my joint

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

I really need to clean my dab rig again

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

I have WOEFULLY underestimated the potency of that edible

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Hi, oregano is the most ass of all the seasonings. Disgusting. Literally dirty muddy tangy ass.

Thanks for coming to this discussion

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Just some late night joints I suppose

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

I feel like a bunch of joints and a back road cruise might cure all my ails

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

@burnzzzy It's fucking awful here now. You cannot be a person with any shred of compassion and hope to have decent mental health after watching this current administration drag this country through the literal trenches of hell. It's disgusting. America is a nightmare.

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Nbd just on my 5th Heated Rivalry rewatch in like 6 days

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Hey it's time to eat your blizzard snacks

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

I'll smoke a joint for every inch of snow we get, starting here: 🤣

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

This old bitch still has tricks

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

😍😍😍

It's about to feel like 2014 up in this bitch

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

A caramel peach Swisher would fucking hit right now

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Okayyy I didn't know that Swisher still made these 😭😭😭😭 I'm on a mission tonight

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

save us etsy witches, you’re our only hope

[the bitch 🤍 @how_bitchly]

Two joints and a hot ass shower, and now I'm all lotioned and oiled up and I think I deserve another joint