Suzanne Howard

🎶 this is just a journey, drop your worries, you are gonna turn out fine 🎶 she/her, perpetual grammar nerd, occasional optimist.

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

I've always thought it silly that so many students were not good at potions - it's just following a recipe, right? ... Then I try to bake bread.

[Alexis @lextraordiinary]

My Fall Plans The Delta Variant

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

@lakeybean Please

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Just paid rent for the last time. How surreal

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

The answer was yes

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Is a “Harry Potter fanfiction appreciation podcast” too niche? #ihopenot
#toobad #imdoingitanyway #hp #HarryPotter

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? (Please help me solve a family debate)

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Can someone please write an essay on just how many sci-fi series have a “space whale” episode

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

You snoozles you loozles

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Someone ends up being the leader/organizer, some help with the workload, and others disappear until you have to pay rent at the start of the month. It’s usually messy and you end up wishing you picked a different group, but with the right people it is magical

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Having roommates is just a long-term group project

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

How did you spend your Monday night? I made a tinder profile for my dog

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Sometimes being a pet owner means finding your snake on your bedside table as you settle down for bed.
(Her cage is fixed now 😅)

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Twitter is like screaming into the void. Sometimes you get an echo.

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

I’m into it @korndiddy #zadicoteaco #tryguys

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Ok so I’ve been thinking a lot about this and it would either fail entirely, or I’ve discovered an infinite Polyjuice hack. Besides locking someone in a trunk for a school year. That works too.

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

What happens if you make polyjuice potion with a hair that was already polyjuiced as someone else?

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Why do we read books in past tense but talk about them in the present?

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

Does an emoji belong before or after a period? #grammar

[Suzanne Howard @how_suzie]

#bechangetosee made me laugh harder than I should have.

[Ultra Hope Girls: A Gaming Podcast @ultra_podcast]

A sneak peek of our interview with Sean Chiplock (@sonicmega), voice of Kiyotaka Ishimaru and Monotaro in #danganronpa. Make sure you’re all caught up with UHG on Apple: https://t.co/aqpyCGsSCu and Spotify: https://t.co/e4bmKsZXlH before Aug. 10th! #bechangetosee

[Madison Sarlo-Blackwell @MadiBlackwell]

every. time. i do laundry. an odd number of socks comes out. why????? where do they go????? come back to me please