kaylene stan account

my tits bother you? they’re covered in swarovski crystals girl! she/her

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

pinning this tweet so I never forget:

he don’t like you!!!!!!! get over it!!!!

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

lowkey I gotta stop being delusional it’s ruining my life

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

parents stop calling on behalf of your adult sons asking the agency to represent them challenge: level impossible

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

imagine your boyfriend posting about how excited he is to have a new work wife omfg I’d set myself on fire

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

This comment section has me CRYING

[betty @strawbetty_]

(jimmy stewart eating box) well now … wow! this is really somethin’!

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

@Naalonely I gotchu https://t.co/mUGSBw8Tk9

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

@Naalonely girl that’s why so many of us enter lotteries to win cheap tickets 🤨

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

my gym crush keeps ending up near me omfggggg he wants me so bad

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

why is kiss from a rose the greatest song ever

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

@Marniamania YES i finally made it to Mecca (Bayview)

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

new apartment let me get my keys two weeks early and is letting me move in without paying for a prorated rent ???

[Arvind Gajanan Joshi @arvindgj]

Please don't let anyone forget or ignore this.
#bundelkhandprotest

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

the people who think like this person have never had someone say to them “wtf are you talking about” and it shows

[pro @PlNKG0RE]

example number one billion of straight women being whiny male obsessed scum that would sell their own mothers for a crumb of male approval:

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

the World Cup still going on means I’ve died and am in purgatory what the hell

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

@kitsuminae @chaddyxc @DokiwatchJuno you are assuming the other person had this new phone number since then, which is very likely not the case because phone companies don’t just give away phone number the minute a person dies

[JRPG Tolkien 🦅 @BigLarry138]

@RepJackKimble Her: You must be braindead if you think we’re fuckin
Me:

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

nah I’m watching prom night and now I gotta ask all my friends if they had some traumatic shit happen to them that, if it came back to haunt them, would get me killed just being associated with them cuz let’s just end our friendship rn

[kaylene stan account @HowardKaylene]

Dear god just put a stake through his heart

[dont @valleyboyvoice]

Tweeting "I will kill Mitch McConnell" so they'll have to prove he's alive to charge me with anything