Howard Rants

I ramble into my phone about sports while trying to put my toddler to bed.

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

1,000 years from now the Chinese are gonna study #PurpleRain the way I had to read the #Aeneid in Latin class

[Jerry Rice Jr @Flash80jr]

I love how Purdy isn’t on here. Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

Note to self: try this recipe with fresno peppers https://t.co/jBNaDzsxvu

[Amy Walter @amyewalter]

Gotta love Portland, ME’s response to Covid.

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

@SNodorog @cornlsanders @nickkroll Maya Rudolph and Jordan Peele both have a white parent.

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

@QBKlass It’s too soon to call the Class of 2021 QBs “great”. I see a lot of Cade McNowns out there right now.

[Brian Burns @Fire_Burns99]

Y’all sooooo wrong for this dawg😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

@senseshaper That straight up sounds like something he learned from another kid who learned it from another parent who is beyond their wits’ end with raising a toddler.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

But if an expert goes on TV and is not rebutted by other experts or by the host, the audience will think "well, this is what The Science says".

In a written article where the reporter can interview lots of experts, it's easier to put things into context.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

how different teams approach free agency

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

I fucking love grilling steak https://t.co/WxsQsxqY3T

[Jennifer Wexton @JenniferWexton]

Every House Republican just voted against $1,400 checks for you and your family.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

“Farewell, A Long Farewell, To All My Greatness!”—the impeached President Andrew Johnson on departure from office, cartoon in Harper’s Weekly, 1869:

[Kaye @KayeSteinsapir]

Please pray for Molly now 🙏. They are seeing signs of increased brain pressure. CT was stable just now but they are taking her for MRI. Please RT. All prayers are needed!

[Chris DeRose | Housing, History, Hotels @chrisderose]

The Wonder Years premiered 33 years ago today (1988) depicting events 20 years earlier (1968). A similar show today would be set in 2001.

[Naomi Biden @NaomiBiden]

Snow day!!!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Pour out a cold one for all the GOP press secretaries who have to apply extra care and diligence as they type out statements condemning the coup in Myanmar...

“Subverting the will of the people”... no, can’t say that....

“...bogus allegations of voter fraud”....no....

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

@tammygolden It’s the one time u can get away with saying “u mean this bitch?!?”

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

@CJ_Casselman @ProFootballTalk Yeah give Goff a year and cut him if he is who we think he is. His dead money in 2022 is relatively cheap if the Lions draft Stafford’s true successor after next season #rebuild

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

#CulinaryTruth: one should never send an onion to do a shallot’s job.

[Howard Rants @HowardRants]

@QBKlass Fields’ temperament and college offense experience make me worry he’s the next Mariota. And now I’m wondering if Lawrence could end up looking more like Jameis than Luck in the NFL.