Howard Strange

[Gerald Oldham @goldham004]

#youknowtheystalkingyou when they ask if your tweet is about them

[Eddie Eckhardt @EddieEckhardt]

If you think by ordering a diet coke after ordering the whole menu will make a difference #goseeksomehelp

[Howard Strange @howards934]

Smitty #goseeksomehelp.

[Howard Strange @howards934]

you admit you shower around 3 times a week #goseeksomehelp and a tesco club card !!!! earn some points for your discount on soap !!

[Howard Strange @howards934]

if you had that itch in your lower hemisphere for longer than a few hours #goseeksomehelp

[Marcus Wickline @MarcusWickline]

#YouKnowTheyCheating If they say They're working late and don't even have a job

[Corey Marcantel @cmarcantel20]

"#RelationshipsEndBecause Not Only Guys Are Dogs , Some Girls Are Too."

[Lester Tannenbaum @ltannenbaum340]

#fatpeoplenightmares oreos and no milk

[Jorge Burgett @burgett151]

#ialwayswantedtobe one of those guys that give girls massages.... Which why I took a massage class I give pretty good massages

[Zachary Serpa @zserpa892]

#honestyhour Im easily annoyed but take a while to pop off.

[Lester Shingler @LesterShingler]

#ineedtostop surrounding myself with bad influences.. they are bringing me down.slowly but surely..

[Vernon Koppes @vkoppes820]

#waystoirritateme = being negative all the time. Do you see the glass as half full or half empty? I see it as I own the flipping glass!!

[Pedro Ayotte @payote3219]

"#ineedtostop thinking i can't live my dream , because there's people out there living there dreams , and i need to know that i can do it!!"

[Lester Ables @LesterAbles]

#1thingicantstand is when your trying to make conversation & the other person keeps saying K & then they say youre boring to talk to!

[Ronnie Molinaro @RonnieMolinaro]

#1thingicantstand : hot beer

[Howard Strange @howards934]

" #basketballquotes - Bessy: “Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first,..."

[Howard Strange @howards934]

#1thingicantstand the neighbors dog that wakes you up EVERY morning

[Howard Strange @howards934]

#1thingicantstand is people getting angry at me about situations i can't change

[Walter Weiser @wweiser27639]

#VacationWishList? How about some fab secret #islands?

[Correy Libbey @correylibbey]

the fella never holds your hand or kiss you in public #SignsUASideChick