Howard “Hoss” Stanferd

Altitude Trampoline Party Host | 4x Divorced | Black Card Holder | HOA President |

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i hope ben arbuckle never has an erection again

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did john mateer wake up in the middle of the night and have a fucking seizure

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guess the offense!
QB1: Down Syndrome Hitler
RB1: Needs more touches
WR1: Good
WR2: Dickhead
WR3: Which fucking one
TE: Needs the ball more
TE2: Huge
LT: Fat N*gger
LG: Seddam Hussein
C: N*gger
RG: Logies Warrior
RT: Black Ted Bundy

OC: Retarded with a side of dog shit

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@Chadwickbagdav BLACK HAWK DOWN

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@TyreekSanders2 #fuckthewave

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@TyreekSanders2 @BuschMVP richie dox

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greatest day of my life

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@AShittyEngineer need my bids

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gonna get some freshman to do this shit #bidday https://t.co/EtYowbpe4W

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@dick_zhang25 hogs got a crib in nantucket #expand

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@ChetBagMcDougal i got 9 tf u gonna do #fuckouttahere

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@ThadBentley5 larp of the year #shrink

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@TyreekSanders2 on a mvp russ run

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@BoozehoundBen #visonary

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@TyreekSanders2 #soft

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Dr. Anthony Fauci will reportedly be required to return to Capitol Hill and redo his congressional testimony after being informed the Fifth Amendment no longer exists.

Jayden’s making sure we get all the answers 👏🏻

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please tell me this the kicker

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@TyreekSanders2 @Brewers @NicoletLaw go rangers pussy

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already know there’s a lot of crown in the closet #bagattack

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imagine top from a 5’6 blonde w blue eyes in this bad boy