Ham Randal

Does it look like I know what’s going on right now? | OU 07 PiKapp | Snowman of Norman | Trophy Collector | Fascist Demagogue | 2x Title IX survivor

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

September 2nd, 2088, 11:13 p.m CST

[Locar @Locar1111]

This video is 10 times funnier and better now that we know Zephenia is forced to watch it

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Listen.....hating your opposing counsel is REAL.

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@2beers2hungover There’s a man riding a horse on top of my chest

If not then I don’t want it

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Day four no poop challenge level easy

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

private equity bought my dick and nuts and leveraged my future boners

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Having been there I say nuke from orbit but also 🪵 again

[Mike “Hammerhead” wazowski🇹🇹 @HammeredMike]

Nobody does it like Sigma Nu

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Yeah how about I drag my nuts over your forehead so you can suck on it.

[HEMORRHOIDICLES @SPEEK_UP_LIBROL]

MY WIFE WATCHING POPEYE (ME) OPEN UP A CAN OF SPINACH (COORS LIGHT) AND BEAT UP THE BAD GUY (HER)

- sent from Deborah’s iPhone SE -

[Specter @DemonFramed]

If you’re a male over 6 feet tall, physically attractive, have a drug and alcohol problem, are unemployed, and have absolutely zero motivation to do anything productive with your life, I just wanted to congratulate you.

You have officially achieved the highest sexual market value of any man in the modern dating marketplace.

[jay🐧 @t1ntedbl0ssomz]

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[Mattias 🎃 @BanAllBooks]

The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

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[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I used to reply “would” to pictures of hot women implying I would find the idea of sex with them agreeable. As my confidence increased I started to reply “will”. Now I’ve reached a level of self actualization where I simply reply “am”.

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@BBradford77 Caesar

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

Humans are a pack animal.

This may be hard to understand if you are evangelical and think the book of genesis is literal rather than allegorical, but humans are a pack animal.

What this means is that the human desire for the acceptance and support of a tribe is as fundamental as the desire for food, for air, for water, for sex, for sunlight, for love.

If you tell young men that they cannot have a tribe, they're not going to accept that.

Ever.

Especially if you tell that only to the young men of one tribe in particular. They're going to wonder why everybody gets to have a tribe and they don't.

And they're eventually going to decide that you are the enemy.

Because you are. Anyone who stands between young men and what they need for a healthy, fulfilled life is their enemy.

That includes you.

And if you manage to convince them that god doesn't want them to have a tribe, it will also include god.

The more you push back against their healthy and natural desire for a tribe, a homeland, and a birthright, the more they will hate you, and the more exclusive their definition of that tribe will become.

There is no way you can stop this. The only thing you can control is how far they have to go, how radical they have to become, in order to get it.

Because this can go all the way from enforcing immigration law, and shutting down corrupt visa programs right now, to gangs of young White men in balaclavas with Ar15s going door to door ten years from now.

We have to do something about the 14th amendment. I don't care if that makes you uncomfortable or unhappy. It's not a choice. The constitution exists to serve Americans, not the other way around. If that sentence confuses you, read the first paragraph of the constitution.

If we do not, young men of the future, the same little boys who are being radicalized right now by your malicious indifference, will treat a piece of paper that says they cannot have a homeland the way they would treat a piece of paper that says that can't eat food, or a piece of paper that says they can't own a home, or have a wife and children.

You may think that you offer them a tribe in the form of the universal kingdom of god, the community of all believers, but that's just a word game and you know it, which is why you are so defensive about the whole thing.

Where was the universal community of believers when these young men needed help? When they needed not just the surface appearance of a tribe, but someone to do the things that tribes actually do for younger generations they care about?

The pack serves a concrete set of functions in the life cycle of the human species, and you cannot perform those functions with a cardboard cutout.

Young men are sick of religion that offers them responsibilities with no rights, lectures with no help, demands with no love or empathy.

It's odd, in a way ironic, that, I, the man of zero faith, should have to be the one standing here telling self-styled religious leaders how they failed both their people and their god.

But having no faith does give me one advantage. It frees me from the delusion that Jesus is a puppet that I can pull out of my pocket, slip over my right hand, move his mouth and make him say what I want.

I used to wonder, as a child, what the phrase "taking the name of the lord in vain" actually meant.

But I no longer wonder, because when I became a man, I looked around me and saw all these people who talk to god and somehow get told exactly what they want to hear.

Then I understood that the key phrase here wasn't "in vain". It was "taking". Taking the name of god and using it as a tool for one's own goals.

Joel, here, is sad that his friend is getting sent home. This personally inconveniences both him and his friend, which effects Joel in a way that young men being denied their birthright does not.

So he finds an interpretation of scripture that says that god wants him, Joel Berry, to get his way, and that god wants all the young men who want a homeland and a birthright to go get fucked.

I'm not terribly impressed.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

President Bush signs into law the Patriot Act, giving the United States government sweeping powers to spy on private citizens.

[Bryan @BryanMoMav15]

Sometimes you just need a good woman that loves you to tell you please stop being retarded from time to time lmao

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Customer: "No veal, thanks. I know what happens to the calves."

Butcher: "So do I. Which bit do you know?"

Customer: "Crates. Taken off the mother, kept in the dark, can't turn round."

Butcher: "Banned here in 1990. This one had straw, a shed, and other calves to annoy for eight months. Rose veal, we call it. Pink, not white."

Customer: "It's still a baby cow."

Butcher: "It's a dairy bull calf. Where do you think they went before people bought veal?"

Customer: "Reared for beef?"

Butcher: "A Holstein bull doesn't make beef worth the feed. For years the answer was a bolt in the head at a day old. Tens of thousands a year, in this country, shot in the pen because nobody would eat them. The industry only promised to stop that a couple of years ago."

Customer: "That's horrific."

Butcher: "That's the price of a latte. Every pint of milk needs a cow in calf every year, and half the calves are boys."

Customer: "So eating the veal..."

Butcher: "Gives him eight months in a shed instead of eight minutes. The customer who won't touch veal and buys a flat white has made a choice. She just didn't get told what it was."

Customer: "I'll take a kilo."

Butcher: "Good. And the next person who tells you veal is cruel, ask them what they take in their coffee."

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@JohnDavis1472 Shits ferd dawg

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@MathNPS @25YearsAgoLive Who’s that?

[Giancarlo Sopo @GiancarloSopo]

Used car ads peaked here.