alex

wow this is definitely not a nicolas cage party

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

would nicolas cage want to join me and my sister for boulder fridays? this friday, for our bday. text me.

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

as we approach the upcoming important day, we must remember what this season is all about. if he isn’t celebrating, none of us are. please join me in the search for nicolas cage and inviting him to OUR birthday party. anything helps ❤️❤️❤️

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

@elonmusk can you help me get nicolas cage to my (our) birthday party? we have the same birthday, it’d be fun! LMK

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

you already know who’s here for her yearly tweet.

please, nicolas cage, if you are covid free (preferably boosted), come celebrate our birthdays together in columbus, ohio on friday. I’ll be at local bar.

anyone watching, we have just over 24 hours, let’s make it happen 😤

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

me to me before facetiming my parents: alex don’t rile them up, be cool

me on facetime: mom do you think jesus even identified as he/him though?

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

you really gonna scroll by without saying howdy birthday?

(sorry that joke is old, i’m running out of content)

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Updated for 2021

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

as a wise brett hull once said

WE WENT BLUE

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

my sister and her husband work from home and he likes to leave her sticky notes around the house

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

my roommate has dropped more eggs into her coffee this month than i have burped

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

hulu don’t tease me like this i gotta work today 😫

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

happy half birthday @nicolascage (please come to my birthday party 6 months from now)

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

we are doomed.

[savannah @savannahdeso]

noooooo he didn’t say we could hang out in groups of ten, he said we could hang out in groups of TENS. ugly ppl still have to stay home :/

[alex @howardyoudoinn]

land of the not land of the home of the not home of free stay at home brave the afriad

[ben @benwassertweet]

the yodel boys are returning to their natural habitat. nature is healing, we are the virus

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

Britney waiting at the finish line for Usain Bolt.