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I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

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Another season of me wondering why @Patriots isn’t using Jabrill Peppers on punt return

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Could you imagine writing a book talking shit and each chapter is dedicated to a different person in your top 8 on MySpace? Jesus was a savage.

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The elf on a shelf has fallen behind the bed… at this point in the holiday season can Jolly Gingersnap teach my kid about the Irish goodbye?

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If anyone buys my kid a furbee this holiday season I will hide it in your home and let you be the one with nightmares

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Girls that are obsessed with Halloween, I respect ya but also I don’t get it? Pumpkins aren’t my vibe

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Dad?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine pulling up to a frat party and Will Ferrell is DJing

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For you kids that never experienced old Gillette and the days of praying we make the playoffs. Buckle your chin straps. Draft picks are our priority now. #patriots

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I hate knowing the ups and downs to the summer I turned pretty 😭 team Jeremiah ferrr lyfeeeee

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After cleaning out my aunt and uncles house I will only accept travel vouchers and animals as gifts 😅

Future me is a minimalist.

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@MusicKillsKate deserves a standing ovation for standing up to Rachel

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Anyone else have a yes man in their life? I don’t need to be told yes all the time, it’s unrealistic and annoying.

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@KristinCav post divorce is such a vibe

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I need summer to be here so I can utilize my closet. Jean shorts & a hoodie should be a year round look.

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I always thought I was the heartbreakee, but both my long term relationships are covered in tattoos now and I am.. umm.. not. whoops.

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Is it weird that the first time I’m straightening my hair since Christmas is for Bluey Live?

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Yellowstone is one of those shows I need to watch with someone so they can explain 75% of what is going on

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@wpri12 @ABC6 @NBC10 @wpri_feed

3 year old from Narragansett chooses both upsets in her bracket
#NCAA #MarchMadness #Furman #Princeton

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Retweet 100000x if I could.

If you complain about Sidney Crosby being weak or a “diver.” Please refer to this tweet. He’s a staple example of this and not the only player in the NHL to do so.

[A$AP Hockey @TJohnsonhockey]

The hand going up and banging on the glass is something he learned from his dad or someone else’s dad. This is a common theme at youth hockey games. I don’t know why parents do it, but it doesn’t work. It starts the beginning of a horrible perception of refs.

Be aware.

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I want soooo many foster dogs but also I’d foster fail soooo fast 😭

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I wish cleaning companies didn’t photoshop their ads. I’m a sucker for a deep cleaning anything, but I fall for all the foam magic cleaners like it’s real. 🤦🏼‍♀️