Tom

Mfs wish they were me😮‍💨

[ben @bennufc_18]

Scamming 80m for Gordon just to splash it all on Delap and Bowen

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine

[Dell 🇮🇹 @agbnufc_]

@JettAVFC_ Never seen cucking on this level.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

[Jordan Cronin @jordancronin_]

FULL-TIME: #NUFC ⚫️⚪️ 3-0 #AVFC 🟣🔵

Newcastle United batter Aston Villa... again.

Three #EPL wins in a row. Up to 5th. Things have well-and-truly clicked.

#NEWAVL

[Tom @howaynufc]

@BetMGMUK #derbyday

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

For the first time in his career, Lamine Yamal did not attempt a single dribble in a UCL game.

[Tom @howaynufc]

@BetMGMUK #derbyday

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Time flies 😅

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Congratulations to 11-year-old William Osula from Denmark, winner of today's MU Soccer Schools World Skills Final.

[⑧ @brungearmuranch]

hey @iran i know who is hiding nuclear weapons

[Luke @Luke41195]

@HancockAnalysis Won’t do a doc with luke Bennett or beavo tho. Speaks volumes.

[Kieran @fxckpgmol]

Need to fill in a spreadsheet by 2pm and found myself opening TikTok after filling in 4 rows

[Phyllis Dietrichson @OfficielKaybaye]

Opta Phyllis 📈-

Newcastle United have won more games at Tottenham Hotspur’s stadium since it opened in 2019, than Tottenham have won games there this season.

[ben @bennufc_18]

Liverpool losing and I don’t even care because Newcastle are getting relegated

[pdb @nufcpb]

That is a 73 year old man you horrible bullies

[⑧ @brungearmuranch]

howe seeing the 9mm in Al Rumayaan’ right hand in their next meeting

[henry @henry5839201746]

@Blocking104 white people this black people that we all cum the same colour you fucking bum let's just love each other