‼️SHEALAGH‼️

✨Your friendly neighborhood heathen✨ I 💜 #science & #forensics. ❌ Trapped in my apartment with ADHD and coffee/wine.⚰️🥀🍸

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@TheUnclean The sty[e]. 💕

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I suppose I’ll be 666. @TGOGpodcast

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THERE NEEDS TO BE A PET AMBULANCE. WHAT AM I TO DO IF MY KITTIES GET STUPID WHEN I DRANKIN??? #petambulance

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When was Taco Tuesday invented?

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I have physically pissed into the wind. #latetwenties #pissinthewind #pissinginthewind #literally #thatonetime

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They don’t make toilet seat lids like they used to.

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GET YOUR ANUS OFF MY MANDALA. #cat

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I can’t find my reattached severed head choker necklace, and I am sad about it.

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Sometimes I feel like the only woman who doesn’t care for “a man in uniform”.

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The ultimate bread for my true crime sandwich is @goodforyoupod. I always @goodforyoupod and then bloody true crime and then @goodforyoupod, again. #period #periot #goodforyou #goodforyoupod

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I LOVE @WhitneyCummings EVERY TIME. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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@LilithStarr BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣

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WHY IS MY MATTE BLACK EYESHADOW THE ONLY EYESHADOW I HAVE THAT CREASES. FUCKING BULLSHIT. #makeup #makeuprant #blackeyeshadow #fooy #frustrated #whereisyourgodnow

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@TwinTemple @theklabristol PHOENIX!!!! 💕💕💕

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Finally, a time when I’m not #daydrinking alone. I can’t stop #laughing. I love this #podcast. #StinkyTony @BlackMassAppeal @TabithaSlander

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It’s like the sunrise puts me in a yucky mentality. My brain feels so much better when it’s dark outside.

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@glamnetic MR. RAGS

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@artetak Samesies.

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@unholyrosaries DUDE. I JUST MADE ONE TOO. IM LIKE..................

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@glamnetic BABE-RAHAM LINCOLN.