Cool dude

♡ a ♡ | 24 | 🂾 | I love my time i love my life i love me

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

over and over and over i pray that i see you again

[misa! @misak1nz]

i sentence you to joy

[🐛io • artfight i0lanthe @i0lanthe_]

Oughhh😢💧💧 i donr knoe😿 😭💧💧❔

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

i wake up and i say "today is gonna be the best day of my life."
and then i go home
put my head on the pillow
and say
"well it wasnt"

[popsee @qopsee99]

Digging in my butt yall want anything?

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

yeah well im itching my butt

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

"im working full time"
yeah well im repeatedly peeling and resticking my bandaid

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

theyre slow and stupid and im fast and smart

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

asking my wife bullshit like she is google

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

@distortedSF Thinking of u today distortedSF... u were such a light in my life i love ur tweets

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

how many bozos are on ur bus

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

fishnets?? too bad theres no fish here diva

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

you ever try putting up your butt (the wine)

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

THE KEY IS TO ENJOY LIFE CUS THEY DONT WANT YOU TO ENJOY LIFE. I PROMISE YOU. THEY DONT WANT YOU TO JETSKI. THEY DONT WANT YOU TO SMILE. SO MAKE SURE YOU DO ALL

[Cool dude @howdoisignout]

when you take a bath how much do you fill it up before you get in