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[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Can someone who voted for Trump fill up my gas tank?

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

A great way I’ve found to relieve stress is lashing out at whomever is near.

[َ @gffyoq]

might cancel this whole healing thing and listen to the voices.

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

President is a pedophile
First Lady is a prostitute
Vice President fucks couches
FBI director fucks animals
Health secretary is a heroin addict
Attorney general protects pedophiles
Secretary of defense is a drunk

The Trump admin, ladies and gentlemen.

[Nery @Abneeryz]

como quiero que me traten después de haber estado insoportable todo el día.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I was raised in a household where you couldn't get in trouble if what you said was funny enough and this has not prepared me well for certain parts of adult life

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i’m the funny one, not them.

[tay ⚢ @lvsbianisms]

foreplay but it’s just an hour of giggling at each other

[🫧🎀 @6ixpretty]

Can't even argue with my boyfriend cus he's older than me and old people don't listen 🤦🏾‍♀️

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

I wish bugs had little phones so they could call me when they get stuck on their back

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#Me

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

remember all those boys we sent to jupiter to more stupider? i think they’re back

[♒︎ @chai1anya]

my humor is basically saying something completely outrageous with a straight face and letting everybody figure out if i'm serious

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy

[︎ ︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink]

you're in his dms, i'm on his nerves. i'm pissing him off. i'm ruining his day.