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@UncleLeftShark Even with proper gutter maintenance, this situation looks like it could have barely been avoided lmao

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@masseffexor I know I have 😭

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At the Women’s Specialists/Urgent Care combo and there’s this old dude muttering conspiratorial things to himself while his long-suffering son(?) just gently responds “I don’t know… if that’s true” lmao

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@culture_genious drag queens reading to homeless people who can very clearly read for themselves sounds like an ITYSL skit lmao

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@mertonesque I saw my mobile app updated today and honestly thought of deleting. I just fucking hate it so much lol it’s all so ugly

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@edwardodell I fucking love my local asian market. Tbh I just want to shop there for all my groceries. Nobody cares that I’m white, most of the cashiers are white teenage weebs anyway lol. Just get ya lemongrass and be normal about it

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Reporting for my Danhead friends who don’t watch Youtube: In a bizarre twist of fate, Steely Dan Sweatpants Embezzler Guy is now regarded as a hero, as the guys he stole from are turning out to be SuperMega Shitheads

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@genxgmom @Shay26994129 I’d make sure the union actually has workers’ rights in mind lol. Friend of mine has been fucked over by a “union” for months that has been nothing more than a temp agency you pay for. Long, grueling shifts, unsafe environments, and let him be fired before his contract was up

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@romanhelmetguy So what you’re saying is, you think history is boring unless it’s got cool warrior dudes in it? Literal 6 year old mentality lol

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@BurntPeter It is never a bad day for tortellini, and a birthday is the best day for tortellini

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tbh if Ster said he would do pushups while I lay underneath him I would be rocking a half chub immediately

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@AmonduulUS @DubTalkPodcast NOOOOO I don’t think I’ll be able to catch this live :( dammit

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@vaguelymoody @APalmeroy @Ascended_OG Lol yeah that’s another thing, people believe weed medicates them against anxiety when the truth is probably that they had less (baseline sober) anxiety before they started smoking every day

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If I saw Eddy Burback in fucking Pigeon Forge, Tennessee on the ferris wheel at The Island I would shit myself

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@mertonesque Yeah shit like that has never even remotely impacted me because it’s like… what do YOU know? You don’t know me

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@GoodReddit He’s outed himself as a psychicpebbles fan with that second one. “Motherhecking”, “terlet”, “well, leeet’s just say”

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@vaguelymoody “no bro it leaves your system too quick to get addicted. You can just stop doing it”

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@JustinWhang with all nu respect