maddie

waterparks apologist. diet soda enthusiast. music industry master.

[maddie @howdymaddie]

you either die a toon or live long enough to become a cog

[forever me. @BIGPURPLEBABY]

becuase you really do have to wonder what that botch Jolene looked like if Dolly was coming like this 😭

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[sentimental tamandua @telegraphroads]

me when the water is so surprising

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

Cat love

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Got no change sorry brotha

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

T-Rex: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING ASTEROID??

The humble Brachiosaurus:

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only time i beg is to differ

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Mind you Old Navy created the tortillas

[phantotree @PhantoTree]

this image will never leave my brain

[kieran 🐼 @timefaced]

you’ll be at ur lowest financially and here comes waterparks $180 vip

[horse @horsetwting]

a horse walks into a bar 🐎
bartender: hey
horse: yea sure

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[𝓗𝓪𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 ✧🪐 @HoshiHaemon]

POV Rocky entering the Hail Mary

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Scratching the little deer’s itch left the little one completely puzzled. 😂

[maddie @howdymaddie]

lowkey the fellas tbh

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

[hell yeah]
guys hanging out

[Maxwell White @MaxWhiteWXYZ]

My wife is at the Tigers game in Seattle and she got the Jimothy rookie card