Maggie

your mom

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

I haven’t been on Twitter in probably years, but my cat died today and I need to scream into the void about how much I love him and how much I’m going to miss him and how I wish his final days were different and I soulmated so hard I want to be in the grave with him. Bye for now.

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Nex, a nonbinary teenager, was reportedly beaten to death in a high school bathroom last week.

This is horrifying, and comes as lawmakers are increasingly spreading fear over trans people in bathrooms.

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

All of the old men in line at the grocery store clutching flowers are the cutest

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

I just wanna know when the fuck I’ll ever sleep again.

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

New way to know a rerun: hear James voice :( @DaveandChuck #bringjamesback

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

I had to hop on Twitter for the first time in ages to deep dive and figure out why @WHOtheFisJC wasn’t on the show recently. I kept thinking I was missing him or he went on vacation. Fuvking bummed to hell James. Will miss your voice and hilarious shit you said. Always a fan

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

I can’t get on Twitter anymore without 8 sexy bots wanting to chat and getting tagged in 40 “get cash with me maggie, just hit my link!!!!”

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

When I’m old and gray, I will think of the mornings spent watching little bear on the couch while the world wakes up with my Little Bear. This is heaven.

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

Babies in adult t shirts, nothing cuter.

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

I push through seasonal depression just to make it to my spring/summer walks in the morning. The will to live returns.

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

Waking up to my sweet boys face is my favorite thing in the world.

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

Family is good for making you feel awful. Would trade anyone families in a heartbeat.

[ty #LUXXNATION ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ @REMUCHIS]

kandy nation we need to assemble and defend our queen. we will RIDE for her all season to collectively end the jobless muse haters :)

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

@itschelsgo4th watched my kid all day, cleaned my house, then made me a fucking meatloaf for dinner yesterday. Get you a Chelsea everyone ❤️

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Tiny Dinky Daffy. 92. Pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

@TerryCarnation hearing your seductive voice today on @radiorental has brought me back to life. Thank the good lord you have returned

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

Me after promising myself I wouldn’t gorge on Easter goodies

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

I want to read my book but another day with an almost walking, into everything toddler has kicked my as sideways so into bed I go.
What is me time and where do I get her?

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

Every night, I go to bed and I say, “tomorrow I’m waking up at 5 am, gonna journal and meditate, work out before Zeke wakes up”
And every day I get up at the last possible minute and scramble to get out the door.

[Maggie @howdymaggie]

Me and Chelsea watching Zeke be adorable