Whiskey & Goats Milk

I'm a professional amateur. Men's stylist in NYC. Whiskey drinker in Brooklyn

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

@nedhepburn @AntDeRosa what did I miss?

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

Eating at @pauliegee and I have missed this place so

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

.@drake we love yr emoji tattoo so much, we made you some brand new ones if you ever want to add to it. love, dennys

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

Everyone please stop yelling at my hangover

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

I have an iPad now and I'm freaking out

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@iluvbutts247 this makes me sad that it was not me

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

ATTN NYC: if anyone sees this Fuji feather one speed bike on craigslist please let me know because it… http://t.co/P97WocTj6p

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

I hate this timehop app cause it's just reminding me that two years ago I was in love on a rooftop and ugh life, you know?

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

Traveling is the worst when you're sober why did I do that?

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7 hours later I made it from NYC to Syracuse I feel like that part where Frodo is like "now there is no reason to ever leave my house again"

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

"Tim Howard here for Trojan condoms. 1 out of 16 times they save your American ass, every time"

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

I'm covered in stress sweat, thanks sports!

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

RT If you think Tim Howard deserves free Chili's for life after that game!

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

Thank you, blood sucking mosquito for allowing me to have that hour of sleep before my 6 am wake up call just in time for a race

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

“@pauliegee: I'll be your date if you come here. RT @howdymari: Should I take myself on a date to @pauliegee or @thebountybk ?” OW MY HEART

[. @WillSasso]

@joshruben Love that @JoshRubenWhoseRobertDeNiroImpersonationIsBetterThanEveryoneExceptForTheActualRobertDeNiro. #MightBeBetterThanHimToo

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

Should I take myself on a date to @pauliegee or @thebountybk ?

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

@denniebright the best and most interesting way to use kickstarter that ivs seen yet. Way better than a kickstarter to make a solo LP

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

@denniebright not as much as anyone I want to google what they look like when they are college like Clint Eastwood and Hilary Colton

[Whiskey & Goats Milk @howdymari]

I would love to get famous enough that when people google "young Mari de monte" all these slammin selfies show up and everyone is like damn