Howard Swanson

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[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

@DJGalloETC Giannis Morissette is pretty decent? Hit me with that Venmo lol

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

I don’t even know how people connect anymore.. I am an old man. Surprise me!

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

So happy the Mini Cooper s is fixed. #letherripboys #freshtiming #WOOSHIN!

[Kali @pugsleysm0m]

so quesos bday is Sunday.. RT if we should take him to church as his gift

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

Back back back, back in the cal! Vaycay baybay!

[Skyler Good @Skyler_Good97]

Nebraska kids, Runza lovers, and Twitter do ya thing and help a brotha out🙏🏽🙌🏽 @Runza

[Taurus @taurusismagic]

You can lead the bull to the barn with love but you'll have a better chance moving the barn if you don't = #Taurus.

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

It’s a new moon why are people still pissed.

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

I feel lost. I need a life coach. My life feels smaller each day. I am not who I wanna be and need guidance. #tiredbones

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

If we date I’ll buy you a meundies subscription, that’s my final offer. Lol

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

Diagnosed as a bag full of bad brains. #wonderwhyiamsick?

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

Who wants to get drunk and help me clean my basement carpet tonight? Oh no one, just though I’d ask.

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

When you have to stop doing something you’ve been enjoying bc you know it’s wrong. Those are the tough ones to make.

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

I make memories I don’t remember, it’s like stealing from myself. But it’s fun they say.

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

I don’t trust people that’s my problem. Everyone is a self serving greedy little fuck. #andeatittoo

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

Imagine a world where people had to wish things into existence for you.... how much would you have??

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

Today I bought a Mini Cooper s, it’s fucking sweet, good night world.

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

No one to do it for me so I guess I’ve gotta buy it. #hotstonemassage bring on 630. Ughhhhhh

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

Back on my bullshit lol glad I had the chance to celebrate the big homie @winkler_z ‘s birthday tonight looking forward to the next one!

[Howard Swanson @howeird_swanson]

@MNNIUQ I bet she knows how to handle a package tho.... badumpish!