Howie Maskill

This is Howie Do It!

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

Mentally, I'm here.

#ChicagoHistory ☑️

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@evburek84 It would be cinematic

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I'm not going to school if I don't get Fritos! - things my kindergartener says @OfficialFritos

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s true

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@WesternLensman Maybe because she was holding her receipt sideways.

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@evburek84 Porch squirrels got nothing on city alley dumpster squirrels. Or worse, the feared L platform pigeon!

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To strangers, of course. Not to me.

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My wife has mastered this one.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

We talk about “Ope” as a Midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “Oh no you’re fine” as a response to “Sorry”

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Have you ever seen a video of a turkey going into an oven?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.

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@evburek84 Unintentional flex

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I thought my last year in my 30s would be off to an epic start. It's 1am and I just ate taco bell in bed. This is a new low.

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@dakakareka Sounds like a good reason to skull bong.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

People will never know how much this commercial influenced our conversations in middle school

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@timecaptales Order a cheesy roll-up. Add tomato and beef. You're welcome.

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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74.

[Ed B @evburek84]

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74.

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@kfron0716 @AlixWilt4 https://t.co/Ulzuj5I6X6

[Loyola Ramblers @LoyolaRamblers]

𝟭𝟰𝟯 𝗥𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 @atlantic10 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻! 📚🧠📖

15 Ramblers posted a perfect 4.0 GPA, while 109 boast a 3.5+. Twenty-five were graduate students, 23 seniors, 31 juniors, 26 sophomores, and 38 freshmen.

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@N_Kaminski5 Eww

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Sir, this is a family show.

[Marcus Leshock @marcusleshock]

Will this end up being the most-viewed Wheel of Fortune clip of all time? 😳🤣

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That's for having a mullet.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Minor league baseball games are the best 😂