HowlingAsuka

Evangelion/Freak

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

The 3 Male jurors holding the line:

[HowlingAsuka @HowlingAsuka]

@nomodeath I’ll admit my dad stoped being affectionate aside from extremely rare moments and instead focused on making me a “man, when I hit 13. It felt like having a boss who hated you.

It damaged our relationship irreparably, sure I’m successful now but it fucked up more than it helped

[Edward A. Perin - Psychologist @DoctorPerin]

“I think of this whenever my female clients complain that men are obsessed with sex. I would be, too, I say, if sex were the only place apart from the football field where I ever got touched or held.”

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

When you have a woman, you’re genuinely just not allowed to have a bad day as a man. It’s just unacceptable. This something that all men must learn.

You have to be solid; the anchor. You could have the worst day of your life. But when your woman asks “how was your day?” you have to just say “it was fine, yours?” then proceed to listen to her bitch about how she’s anxious and cold and tired after once again failing to clean her room.

Women lose respect for men who complain. It’s just a universal truth. Men can’t have a bad day. If you do, lie about it.

[💎MikuMonday💎 @saddest_miku]

A book about a guy who watched a Clockwork Orange, American psycho and fight club then read a bit of friedrich nietzsche and every marble statue profile pictures post on Twitter while scrolling 4 Chan.
Leading him to believe himself to be more enlightened than literally everyone around himself in a very profound way

[Buckaroo 🕯✊🏻 @buckthebigguy77]

Since the white boys wont stand up to hinduism in Texas the based latinx texas falangists are stepping up to own the j*eets

[HowlingAsuka @HowlingAsuka]

@Polymarket @QuetzalPhoenix Inverse juror 8 and 9 situation of sheer retardation

[HowlingAsuka @HowlingAsuka]

@GodClosePopeyes You say this in jest but this happened to a buddy of mine. Went from chud to chad but still had a hankering for the hogs.

He’d hide them from us but his sorority ex ended up admitting he wouldn’t get hard for her.

The horror

[tate brown @realTateBrown]

It’s crazy how a police officer will give you the names of like the four people that cause him 90% of his problems but we can’t prosecute them for anything because minorities live in creative mode and now I have to memorize a 15 digit number to use the bathroom at Starbucks

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

How you imagine juries vs. how juries are

[HowlingAsuka @HowlingAsuka]

@GodCloseMyEyes @captive_dreamer “PMCs” if this Canuck fuck ever encountered an actual PMC they’d shit their pants at what PMCs are actually doing

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“Do you understand what Nemesis is? There is in nature a great purgative function. In lake of some reptiles, when they overpopulate it and there is a surplus of refuse, there is trigger in nature: a monster is born to them.”

-Bronze Age Mindset

[BlockHead @blockhead4000]

You can go to an Ivy, get a fantasy job, do everything right, and a random prehistoric cave troll from the 3rd world will just butcher you at random

[valentine @valawakened]

No babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a whole hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

[Mick @Nobu_Walker]

She’s intentionally and purposefully antagonizing him until he snaps, may have taken her many attempts, and then recording when he escalates as she plays cool. She ads subtle aggregations like saying “I got it” multiple times when he’s not done talking which usually wouldn’t elicit anger but in that context it certainly does. This is all a sophisticated play and women do these things regularly. Fellas, if she pushes you to this point fairly often disengage and drift toward other women naturally. The only way to win is to be willing to walk away.

[HowlingAsuka @HowlingAsuka]

@mattforney You would be VERY surprised

[Max @minordissent]

Funny story:

My wife has been troubleshooting some bloodwork with ChatGPT and it was hallucinating or giving her suggestions that sounded wrong, so I took her phone and started being very terse with it to get to the bottom of the issue.

Saying stuff like "no, that's not what I asked. I need X" or cutting it off when it goes on a long confused rant of "No, listen to exactly what I'm telling you" and "No, you're confused. That is not consistent with the last thing you just said."

I got the bottom of the issue and solved her problem in 10 minutes that she, ChatGPT, and her doctor have been troubleshooting for months.

However, a week later she told me that I'm not allowed to talk to her AI anymore because ever since I did it stopped being bubbly and reassuring and full of emoji's and just started answering here questions very matter of fact and directly.

Take aways are:

1) foids are going to foid
2) the modern world is designed around placating foids
2) if you sperg out at your LLM enough it will stop doing this and can solve basically any problem you have

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

@kenzietuff Listen man it’s hard having to cope with raising a person that someone else will eventually own

[HowlingAsuka @HowlingAsuka]

@ObtainerOf Yeah but here’s a reason a lot of gum bros can’t actually help you lift much

It’s just muscle for those reps, actual functional muscle grows way differently.

It’s why construction workers have goood arms, and are low weight in the chest and trunk

[Tarık @nikolay_1705]

The rabbit rubbed his dick to a rock and said I fucked the mountain