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This is only bc I have extra time

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I’m doomed

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Sorry I’ve been MIA I’ve just been really happy

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@Mark_J_Levy To answer your second to last text I’m pretty sure there was 9

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@cinematicpanic I’m messing just a lot of potentials

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I’m literally bawling my eyes out I can’t live in a dorm again I can’t I can’t I won’t I need a flight back to America please please

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@cinematicpanic Sorry can’t I met my husband

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Hoezempic

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I need to stop thinking such funny thoughts laughing out loud is so embarrassing

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“Sharing the wealth 💗”
Proceeds to send a shiur 🙄

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@HefManman Give it to me I love crap

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@HefManman Could never be me

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The charedim better not bother my light rail construction or there will be erva to touch!!!!!!!!

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@tweakinnnnnnn Bad news u have a job ur unc

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@tweakinnnnnnn I must warn u its very painful lol

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@tweakinnnnnnn

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@tweakinnnnnnn But a waist trainer from Amazon changed my life

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I wish I could use the excuse my rebbe doesn’t think this is a good idea too

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@has1dichomeboy Believe it or not that’s a draft tweet

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You should start listening to Kol Isha
And start watching some movies
And start missing some minyans
And start saying some curse words
And start treating people like sh*y
And start hiring some hookers

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@has1dichomeboy Right I was tipped over the edge

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@has1dichomeboy That sounds fun but I have yet to get a ticket
I’m too smart for that

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Israel already has free busing

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@has1dichomeboy I don’t pay
Don’t give money to a fake government