Strange grating sounds coming from the attic this evening. When I went up to investigate, all I could find were nickel shavings, a pocketknife, and a kippah near the open window. Odd.
Saw a jew walking its pet nigger in the park today. After paying the $271,000 toll, it even let me pet him. I nearly got my hand Fenrir'd smoov off, naturally, but I like to think that my kikeslave sentence got lessened enough to meet a tomboy within the next decade. Will update.