HowlingDonnie

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@WMurphyLaw Wendy Murphy raped me.

#CaseClosed

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@OwainClatworthy You had your pants pulled down by a UKIPer.

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@Saab Is this an airplane or a Tiësto concert?

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@jessesingal It's ok to want to be around your own Jesse.

It shouldn't upset you.

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@PunishedPat1641 5.5hrs a day for 183 days a year.
It's a stretch to call it a full time job.

Starting salary: €46k.
Two pay-rises a year.

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@warrensbuffet2 Instead it's DEI nomark Jeffries.

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@George55507 By how much?
Be precise.
Because I presume you want people to think you're a serious person.

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@Paul_Danner_ Truth is a far away country for the lunatic fringe of American protestantism.

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@WindexMenace It's like after the 4th kid.

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@bpthaber Who else remembers the Russians videoing themselves slicing off the guy's ear?

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Why are you laughing.

There's literally no wreckage visible.

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@algvo They're calling it the most Zigger tweet of the year!

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@WSJopinion "courtship" is very generous framing.

Putin knows that Trump is corrupt and easily manipulated.

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@AhPlessis Thank you sir.

No one ever mentions Gaza's war on Israel!
It's just disappeared from all discourse.

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA "1" was somehow a complete vapourisation.

"6" is an oil stain on the concrete.

By now Ukraine should know to not over-egg the pudding.

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@CorkyOnTour That's a shame.

Maybe you brits were seeking tourism tips.

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@InvestmentSeek1 Swords -> Sanyford, north south axis is the same as Tottenham -> Wimbledon in London.

Dublin city is massive.

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@CorkyOnTour Yes.
~5,000+ times.

Why do you ask?

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@CAN53982142 Bizarre factoid of how compounding works:

If current population growth rates continue as is for Ireland and Poland, the two countries will have matching populations by ~2100.

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@Keyes Next year's census will probably put Dublin at the 1.6-1.8 million mark, certain to reach 2 million by 2030.

And yet it's still a vast area of very low-density bungalows and semi-d's.

Most remarkable of all, there's still a tiny bit of farmland inside the M50.